Tag Archives: Police

Drunk Guy Tries to Lecture Cops on Civil Rights at a Baseball Game, Isn’t Entirely Convincing

Chill, Bro.

Cops At The University Of Oregon Got Fired For Making A Giant List Of 225 People Who Should Go Eat A Bowl Of Dicks

I don't think I even know 225 people in the first place.

VIDEO: Ballsiest Dude Ever Ignores Cops Shooting at Him, Gets Shot

He also throws things at the cops.

Police Officer Suffering PTSD After Shooting and Killing Ravenous TORTOISE

Wait... what?

Virginia Wants to Force a Teen Boy to Get Hard to See If His Dick Looks Like Another Dick

Not police overreach whatsover

Police Officers Do a Badass Lip Sync to Katy Perry’s ‘Dark Horse’

Pretty solid work here by the Rosenberg, Texas Police department.

Watch a Florida Policeman Boogie to Pharrell’s ‘Happy’ While Breaking Up a House Party

Does anyone NOT love this song?

Idiot On Instagram Taunts Police with a Blunt and the Middle Finger. Guess What Happens Next?

This man really, really likes weed. But guess what happened when he posted an Instagram pic with his middle finger up to the county sheriff's

This Fucking Pug Took on a SWAT Team and Won

Pug FTW.

Bro Pranks a Bunch of Cops By Smoking a Bong In Public

Want a surefire way of getting the cops attention?

Florida Woman Calls 911 After Police Officer Refuses to Have Sex With Her

Maria Montenez-Colon, of Punta Gorda, Florida first contacted her local police station to report that she wanted her step-son to give back her Corvette. And

Woman Calls 911 After 72-Year-Old Husband Suggests Doing Some Incest

A South Carolina woman called 911 after she became concerned when her 72-year-old husband suggested that he wanted to bang […]

Feel Free to Fuck Police: Drivers Can Flash Lights to Warn of Speed Traps

You know how whenever you pass a speed trap without getting pulled over and instantly breathe a sigh of relief? […]

Justin Bieber’s House Is Being Raided by Police AS WE SPEAK

Police are currently eggs-ecuting a search warrant at the Biebs' residence over his involvement in a supposed egging of his neighbor's house. And it sounds Justin

Man on Meth Fights Off 15 Cops While Jacking Off

This is why you don't write end of the year lists until the actual end of the year. 

Police Chief Writes Hilarious Letter to Kanye West After He Compared His Work to Cops and Soldiers

David Oliver is an Ohio police chief and also the author of No Mopes Allowed, a book covering rants and other such musings of the Brimfield

Bro Pranks NYPD Cops by Asking Them What He Should Do with a Dime Bag

Bro... That's criminal possesion. Or is it? 

Bro Police Chief Thanks Phish Fans for Being Awesome. Wait, What?

Celebrating their 30th anniversary, the jam band pioneers Phish just did a three-day weekend run at Hampton Coliseum in Hampton Roads, Virginia. Like an extraterrestrial

Police Dash Cam Captures Fatal Oregon Gun Fight

Holy shit. There are almost no words. This might be the most insane police dash cam video ever. 

7 Ways to (Maybe) Avoid Getting a Ticket, From an Actual Cop

I have been a cop for over a decade and during my career I have made thousands of traffic stops and written hundreds of tickets.

Woman Punches Reporter in the Face, Is Promptly Maced By a Cop

Reporters were attempting to report on a police officer’s shooting when Florida happened.

Watch a Brutal Video of a Police Officer Shooting Owner’s Dog Right in Front of Him

This video set the Internet ablaze last night, in a way few police brutality surveillance videos have. These things happen when a dog is shot

What We Say to Cops, and What We Really Mean

To throw a killer rager, you’ve got to know how to handle the fuzz. What we say doesn’t actually match what we mean.

Pittsburgh Police Officer Tasers a Guy Partying on St. Paddy’s Day for No Reason

Are cops supposed to pull out their tasers to intimidate people when there is no direct threat on safety? Seems like this cop has anger

Good Guy Police Officer Gives Traffic Ticket, But Surprises Man with a Hidden $100 Bill

A refreshing burst of human decency on this tragic day.

University of Kentucky Student Records a Heated Confrontation with the Police In His Dorm Room

I was thrown off by the Virginia Tech hoodie too, but Reddit tells us this incident occurred at the University of Kentucky in Lexington. 

Retired Police Captain Rips Apart War on Drugs, Advocates Strongly for Legalization

Peter Christ is a former Police Captain. Here, he makes a compelling argument about how the "War on Drugs" has failed, and needs a major

Insane Dude Fights With Police, Eats Own Finger While High on PCP

Don’t do drugs unless you want to be the subject of hilarious headlines.

Police Warn People to ‘Enter Detroit At Their Own Risk,’ Say They Can’t Guarantee Protection

Detroit police did a hell of a job yesterday scaring the living sh*t out of people who just wanted to enjoy a playoff baseball game.

Cop Gets Sprayed With Water, Delivers Devastating Sucker Punch to Woman’s Face

An incident at Philadelphia’s Puerto Rican Day Parade over the weekend is blowing up the Internet this morning – and for good reason.

Meet the World’s Best Police Sketch Artist

If you really want a crime solved, you call Lois Gibson. The Houston-based sketch artist is credited with helping crack 1,000 crimes in her career.

‘Naked Ninja’ on Bath Salts Stars in Disturbing Video

I hate it when cops say, “move along, people, nothing to see here,” because there is usually something pretty terrific to see there.

The Facebook Police Would Sure Solve a Lot of Problems

Think before you put stupid sh*t on Facebook or these guys will hunt you down and kill you.

YouTube Video Titled ‘In Russia, Police Obeys You’ is Aptly Titled

Not so long ago, we brought you the video of a wannabe Captain America chasing down a policeman and berating him for speeding. We’ve now
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‘CSI: Miami’ Canceled; Here’s 7 Minutes of Bad David Caruso One-Liners

Today is a very tough day for fans of police drama, one-liners, and screeching. “CSI: Miami” has been canceled. The drama lasted 10

House Fires, Riot Police, and Craziness at Ohio University’s Palmer Fest

If there's one thing you take from this video it's that Ohio University knows how to get down. It's a fact. During their

Kent State’s Annual ‘College Fest’ Ends In Riots and Tear Gas

Come on, Kent State. If there's ANY college in the world that should know better than to piss off police officers, it's you guys. Saturday's

Girl Runs Away from the Cops While Screaming Tyga’s ‘Rack City’

Greatest campus police blotter item ever? Quite possibly. Hard to believe this is even real. If it is, totally worth it, Alyssa

Nekked Man Climbs Radio Tower, Comes Down for McDonald’s Hamburgers

Any news story that begins "police were able to lure a nekked man" is usually pretty good. No exception here.  The 45-year-old man gave no

Here’s a News Story About a New Mexico State Police Officer Having Sex On a Car

Here's a fuzzy handcuff-free news story about a New Mexico State Police officer showing a girl his meaning of "long arm of the law" on