Tag Archives: Polar vortex

There’s Another Polar Vortex and There Will Never Not Be Another Polar Vortex Because Polar Vortex Until We Die

Perhaps we should start worshiping another deity.

Remember the Polar Vortex? It’s Back. In Summer Form.

That, right there, is a seamlessly shoehorned Simpsons reference.

Polar Vortex 5 Is Here to Say ‘Fuck Your Spring’

It’s really, really, really, really, really never going to end, is it? Winter. It’s going to last forever. Though the […]

Here Are the Ten Best Snow Penises from Monday’s Death-Storm 2014

On Monday, with the approaching apocalypse... approaching, I asked our readers to brave the hellish conditions for the sake of shaping snow into penises. 

The Polar Vortex II Is Coming to ONCE AGAIN KILL US ALL

You thought it was safe to go outside. You thought you could put the ice-scraper away. You thought you were done being mildly inconvenienced by cold weather. WELL

Adult Website Reveals How Much Smut We Watched During the Polar Vortex; It’s a Lot

Extremely cold weather hit the Midwest and Northeast earlier this week. Some called it the "Polar Vortex" and the blizzard that preceded it "Hercules" because it is

A Lot of People on Twitter Have Been Comparing the Chill of the #PolarVortex to a Woman’s Vagina

Aside from the electric ending of last night's National Championship and Jameis Winston's command of the spoken word, all anyone seems to be talking about

Your 2014 Polar Vortex Spirit Animal Is This Supercut of Every Mr. Freeze Pun in ‘Batman & Robin’

Record low temperatures are about to hit all of America tonight. Get pumped for it with every pun Arnold Schwarzenegger delivered as Hugo Freeze in the

A Polar Vortex Is About to Kill Everyone in America

Prepare to die. Because you are going to die tomorrow.