Tag Archives: Polar vortex
Perhaps we should start worshiping another deity.
That, right there, is a seamlessly shoehorned Simpsons reference.
It’s really, really, really, really, really never going to end, is it? Winter. It’s going to last forever. Though the […]
On Monday, with the approaching apocalypse... approaching, I asked our readers to brave the hellish conditions for the sake of shaping snow into penises.
You thought it was safe to go outside. You thought you could put the ice-scraper away. You thought you were done being mildly inconvenienced by cold weather. WELL
Extremely cold weather hit the Midwest and Northeast earlier this week. Some called it the "Polar Vortex" and the blizzard that preceded it "Hercules" because it is
Aside from the electric ending of last night's National Championship and Jameis Winston's command of the spoken word, all anyone seems to be talking about
Record low temperatures are about to hit all of America tonight. Get pumped for it with every pun Arnold Schwarzenegger delivered as Hugo Freeze in the
Prepare to die. Because you are going to die tomorrow.