Tag Archives: Polar vortex
On Monday, with the approaching apocalypse... approaching, I asked our readers to brave the hellish conditions for the sake of shaping snow into penises.
You thought it was safe to go outside. You thought you could put the ice-scraper away. You thought you were done being mildly inconvenienced by cold
Extremely cold weather hit the Midwest and Northeast earlier this week. Some called it the "Polar Vortex" and the blizzard that preceded it "Hercule
Aside from the electric ending of last night's National Championship and Jameis Winston's command of the spoken word, all anyone seems to be
Record low temperatures are about to hit all of America tonight. Get pumped for it with every pun Arnold Schwarzenegger delivered as Hugo Freeze
Prepare to die. Because you are going to die tomorrow.