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A Pilot Drew A Penis On Flight Radar While Flying A Private Plane Because Of Course He Did

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We've seen penises drawn on news reports, penises drawn by Nike+ mapping, and penises drawn on football fields in the snow, but this is the first time we've ever seen a penis drawn in the sky on radar by an airplane.

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This Girl’s Snoring Sounds Exactly Like A WWI Fighter Plane, So This Bro Made The PERFECT Video

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I sincerely doubt that this girl is happy about becoming famous due to her snoring, but her we are.

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A Mexican Pilot Got Fired After Letting This Hot Singer And Her Friend FLY The Plane From Cancun To Mexico City

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I vaguely recall reading somewhere that the only things pilots have to do while sitting in the cockpit is not fuck anything up, land the plane and make it take off.

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Are You Flying Home For The Holidays? This Story About A Plane Falling Apart In Mid-Air Will Make You Shit Bricks

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Flying is already a horrifying experience for those of us who imagine the plane we're on exploding into a giant ball of fire while attempting to take off, but all those fears are usually put to rest once in the air.

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This Badass Video About Navy F-18 Fighter Pilots Will Give You A Raging Freedom Boner

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My fighter pilot buddy sent me this video for the 2014 Navy Hornet Ball the other evening and this morning I finally got around to watching it.

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Save This Incredible Fighter Jet Footage For Later So You Can Watch It When You’re Stoned

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Hell, even watching it sober it's still blowing me away, so maybe just watch it whenever you want.

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Watch These Stupid People Try To Get A Pilot’s Attention In The Dumbest Way After Missing Their Flight

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Have you ever seen someone doing something so infuriatingly stupid that you almost sorta wanna go on a murderous rampage.

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Brazzers Has A Special Message For The Air Canada Pilots Who Can’t Stop Jerkin’ It Mid-Flight

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Last week we brought you the story about how the pilots for Air Canada can’t stop masturbating to violent murder porn while flying planes.


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