They are family.
It actually happened.
We've seen plenty of baseball fans catch a foul ball with a cup of beer, which as an alcoholic alcohol enthusiast is complete blasphemy towards a cherished and pricey ball park brew.
I was going to write an important piece about the Pittsburgh Pirates, how everyone is rooting for them, how they're the story of this year's playoffs and OMG, look at how these cute babies dressed as pirates.
The Pittsburgh Pirates played their first postseason contest in 21 years last night, and people were appropriately psyched.
Drunken stupidity continues to be a problem at sporting events.
Todd Frazier put it all on the line last night in the National League Wild Card game.