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We Are All This Ferret Who Just Got Bitch Slapped By Life’s Unfair Expectations

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Sometimes life throws wildly unfair expectations in your face, but the human spirit is strong, and you try to persevere.

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This Turkey Is The Thanksgiving Übermensch—Can Sit On Command Like A Dog

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This is not your every day run of the mill turkey, this turkey is is übermensch of Thanksgiving, it has evolved into a greater being than other turkeys.

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This Bird Sounds EXACTLY Like R2D2 From ‘Star Wars’–Is The Worst Bird Ever

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Why would you ever teach a bird to mimic the sounds or a robot from a movie.

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Bro Tries To Jump BMX Bike Into River, Dog Has Other Ideas For Him

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You're just peddling along, trying to pull a sweet trick on your suped up BMX bike and jump it into the river, then out of nowhere the dog runs up and BLOODY HELL.

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If You Want To Scare The Piss Out Of People This Halloween You NEED This Creepy Russian Monkey

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There are countless ways to scare people on All Hallow's Eve, but if you really want to do the job right you're going to need this creepy Russian monkey.

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Dogs Love Swinging In Swings Like Bros Love Chasing Skirt

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Dogs are at home on the swing, similar to a fish in water, or like a bro chasing skirt: it just feels right.

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Man Jumps Over White House Fence, Kicks Attack Dog, Is The Devil

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If there's ONE THING we here in America don't stand for, it's animal abuse.


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