penis stuff

Scientists Conduct Study To Prove That Chopping A Dick Off Is Bad For Reproduction…Because?

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Scientists have just concluded a study in which they proved that chopping off a bug's penis makes reproduction more difficult.

penises

A Pilot Drew A Penis On Flight Radar While Flying A Private Plane Because Of Course He Did

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We've seen penises drawn on news reports, penises drawn by Nike+ mapping, and penises drawn on football fields in the snow, but this is the first time we've ever seen a penis drawn in the sky on radar by an airplane.

wtf

This Kid’s Dick Was So Big That He Had To Get A Penis REDUCTION Surgery In Order To Be Able To Have Sex

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I’m obviously not a dude (unless naming baby boys “Rebecca” is a new trend that I’m currently unaware of), but from my experience most guys wish their dicks were bigger.

polar bears

Polar Bear Penis Bones Are Snapping In Half Due To Pollution

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It is pretty tough to be a polar bear these days.

sex

Ever Wonder What Women Think About Your Penis? Then Watch This Video Where A Girls Sit Down And Discuss Your Junk

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BREAKING NEWS: Women are just as clueless about the male genitalia as men are clueless about female.

animals

Here’s Seven Weird Animal Penises That Will Make You Glad You’re Human

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Did you know that cats have sharp barbs on their penises, or that duck dicks are corkscrew shaped.

tmi

Jenny McCarthy Says Donnie Wahlberg’s ‘Beautiful Penis’ Fits Her Vagina Perfectly And Other Crazy Shit

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Jenny McCarthy, who we already know is pretty much batshit crazy when it comes to sex (and other things), ramped things up a notch during her appearance on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live when she started talking about sex, her husband Donnie Wahlberg's penis, and penises in general.

family feud

Watch This Woman Embarrass The Hell Out Of Her Husband With Her Penis-Oriented Answer On ‘Family Feud’

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If you had the choice between the entire viewership of Family Feud (maybe like 8 people tops) knowing that you have a bad dick or hiding under a rock for the rest of your life, which would you choose.

weird crimes

Man arrested after multiple jars of penises found in his home

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  Grab your junk in sympathy pain for this tale of "whoa.

strange news

This Guy Had His Dick Stuck In A PIPE For TWO DAYS And Gave The Worst Excuse I’ve Ever Heard

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"The tooth fairy talked me into it" would be more believable than what he said.


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