There’s a science to booze, but I don’t mean the kind of science that involves test tubes, measurements and good laboratory practices, unless you count my shot glass kit of test tubes.
Fun fact: You will hate all these people.
Sometimes when life is closing in around you, and finals are tearing you apart, the only thing that can get your mind off your studies is an absolute rager.
As I’ve learned time and time again from playing hours on hours of Pokemon, there is a time and a place for everything: Using an electric hair dryer while taking a bath.
Every day in a national something day.
High school was prime time for house parties; no one was of legal drinking age and everyone looked forward to walking the halls Monday morning eyeing the kids who either publicly threw up or got walked in on.
Partying isn't a skill that comes naturally to everyone, apparently.
Oregon is really, really good.
Whether we love it or hate it, most of us spend a lot of time out at the bars which means that bar employees get a front row seat to watch customers get excessively drunk and put on their best (or worst, depending on who is judging) Jordan Belfort persona.
No one likes it when the drop on a song sucks; it puts you from "rage face" to "sad face" in.