Masturbatin' lil guy.
Say what you want about Paris Hilton, but girlfriend’s got loads and loads of cash despite only being known for doing absolutely nothing and acting like an idiot on television.
The latest installment in our continuing series, "Did So-And-So Get A Boob Job.
Patrick Schwarzenegger (Arnold and Maria Shriver's son) may be well on his way to Bro King status if this new report of him watching his girlfriend Miley Cyrus full-on making out with Paris Hilton at a club then leaving with both of them on his arm is to be believed.
Get ready to want to commit harikari, because I am about to tell you how much money Paris Hilton has made selling perfume by doing absolutely nothing other than being born into the right family.
Cameron Lacroix, the man who hacked Paris Hilton's cell phone in 2005 and then stole and published nude photos of Hilton online, is going to federal prison for four years plus three years probation for numerous charges including credit card theft.
As much as a hate to admit it, Paris Hilton has been on fire lately doing the one thing she's actually good at and that's looking sexy.
Posing half-naked wasn't the only thing Paris Hilton did this weekend that was pretty damn hot, she also went to a couple of parties - one being Seth McFarlane's 41st birthday bash where she dressed up as a sexy blue bunny and posed with the host because Seth is a single male with power in Hollywood.
Say what you want about Paris Hilton, but you can't deny that the girl's got a bangin' body.
Look, we all know that Paris Hilton's DJ skills basically equate to whether or not she's physically able to press "Play" and fake like she's pressing buttons in a DJ booth.