This Girl Beautifully Trolled Her Mom By Only Responding To Texts With Lyrics From Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’


This past weekend was homecoming at the University of Maryland, which meant I got drunk in a parking lot and then acted as sober as possible when I went to watch the game with my family.


This 14-Year-Old Is Intentionally Getting Hockey Penalties So He Can Masturbate In The Penalty Box


While I’d love to sit here and regale you with stories about how I used to whack it everywhere when I was a 14-year-old boy, I not only lack the proper equipment but even if I did, for some reason I feel like I’d have the discretion to NOT masturbate during youth hockey games.


That Awkward Moment When… You Watch A Sex Scene With Your Parents


  It's happened to us all; You're home for this or that break from college and you want to watch Game of Thrones.

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8 lies your parents told you


Kids grow up thinking that their parents are the smartest and wisest people on Earth, and chances are you were no exception.

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