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The World’s Most Overprotective Dad Is This Guy Who Allegedly Bit A Guy’s Ear Off Over His Daughter’s Spilled Drink

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The Smoking Gun Most parents like to think that their kids are special little snowflakes who can do no wrong and will go to great lengths just to defend how amazing their treacherous little spawn are.

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This Girl Beautifully Trolled Her Mom By Only Responding To Texts With Lyrics From Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’

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This past weekend was homecoming at the University of Maryland, which meant I got drunk in a parking lot and then acted as sober as possible when I went to watch the game with my family.

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This 14-Year-Old Is Intentionally Getting Hockey Penalties So He Can Masturbate In The Penalty Box

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While I’d love to sit here and regale you with stories about how I used to whack it everywhere when I was a 14-year-old boy, I not only lack the proper equipment but even if I did, for some reason I feel like I’d have the discretion to NOT masturbate during youth hockey games.

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That Awkward Moment When… You Watch A Sex Scene With Your Parents

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  It's happened to us all; You're home for this or that break from college and you want to watch Game of Thrones.

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8 lies your parents told you

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Kids grow up thinking that their parents are the smartest and wisest people on Earth, and chances are you were no exception.


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