Coffee burned your tongue.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Another day, another tale of horrific gential injury.
Well this is certainly one disturbing video.
Look, folks, I'll be frank: We post a lot of videos of bros hurting themselves.
We may think of ourselves as cultured, but everyone—EVERYONE—laughs at a nutshot.
Walking away from that requires balls of steel or a complete lack of genitalia.