The Colbert Report

Stephen Colbert Gloriously Mocks the Justin Bieber-Orlando Bloom Bitch-Fest

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Last night, Stephen Colbert took a blow from his normal schtick of mocking politics and other world events to tackle this very unimportant story.

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Miranda Kerr shares topless pic on Instagram in wake of Bloom-Bieber beef

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Showing she gives zero f-cks, Miranda Kerr posted a picture of herself topless in a bathtub, proving that Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom are both idiots.

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Justin Bieber posts pic of Miranda Kerr after Orlando Bloom tries to punch him

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Orlando Bloom reportedly tried to punch Justin Bieber last night almost fulfilling the dreams of millions worldwide.

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Rumor Has It Orlando Bloom Is Tapping Selena Gomez

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Gorgeous people like to fuck other gorgeous people.

Waylon Jennings

9 famous people who cheated death

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Death eventually comes for us all, and unless you’re Bill and Ted, you’re probably going back with him when he shows up.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

A pile of new ‘The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug’ images

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What makes a long Thanksgiving weekend better than looking at pictures of magical adventures.

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Miranda Kerr Back on the Market

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Orlando Bloom, whose name sounds like a rundown Florida strip club, is taking his winning lottery ticket and tossing it into the fire.

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Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have separated; line forms to the left

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And another relationship bites the dust as supermodel Miranda Kerr and her husband Orlando Bloom have become officially separated according to a joint statement.

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Elves watch fans watching ‘The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug’ trailer

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Orlando Bloom, Evangeline Lille, and Lee Pace probably don't sit around watching YouTube videos, but when Peter Jackson tells the elves to watch one of fans watching The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug trailer, they damn well better do it.


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