Tag Archives: Old people
Now if only my grandparents gave as few fucks as this guy...
To be fair, she never said "please."
Hint: it begins with "M" and ends with "eth".
To be fair it was originally $3, but they bartered against themselves.
Don't trust old people.
All Howard Carl Wilson wanted was some McDonald's.
A South Carolina woman called 911 after she became concerned when her 72-year-old husband suggested that he wanted to bang […]
McDonald’s employee Morris Miller might be the oldest McDonald’s employee in the world. Last week he celebrated his 100th […]
Fact: The older you get, the more zero fucks you give. Such is the case of Doris Deahardie, who hired a stripper for her 100th birthday
Song ends. He exits. Total Costanza move.
Total bad ass motherfucker right here. I don't know how this old guy got into the Arizona State student section on Saturday, but he certainly wasn't
Audrey Lott is turning 110 this Friday. Think about that—she was born during Theodore Roosevelt's presidency; she was 36 at the outbreak of World War II.
If you’re a dude older than 12, you should NOT bring a baseball glove to a Major League Baseball Game. If you’re a woman over
Occasionally something is so out-of-place that everyone notices it. Sure, some people are more vigilant — they’re the obsessive-compulsive disorder type
Old People! HA!
Wait, old people smoke marijuana too? They're just like us! Reporting for The Daily Show, Al Madrigal filed an indepth investigation on Robert Platshorn's "The
I'm not posting this because of the obvious "Hey, this guy is elderly but still able to defend himself; this is awesome" angle. I'm posting
Here’s a pretty good reason for professional athletes to stay home and count their money instead of giving back to the community.
Grandmas doing keg stands! Who can ever resist a grandma doing keg stands?
I'm all for respecting your elders but this old bag got what was coming to her. Telling a cop to hurry up, or not doing
Get this guy a beer, ASAP. At Canada's "The Kee to Bala" music festival, this old dude in a walker got shredded while surrounded by
I want to be Buster Martin when I grow up. As you'll see in this clip from Mark S. Wexler's 2009 documentary, 'How To Live
What happens when you put a hideous old man mask under a blanket, prompting people to mistake it for a bawling baby? Prankster Jack Vale
This lady, who is 69-years-old and NOT A FUDDY DUDDY, wants you to know that Manny Ramirez’s long hair is causing all of America’s problems.
"What the hell is a butt plug?"
OK, so maybe women’s gymnastics isn’t exactly our forte. But when the participant's 86-years-old, it’s hard to ignore.
An 83-year-old woman is suing Apple for $1 million after she smashed face-first into glass doors at a Long Island store. If she wins, it
A 74-year-old Taiwanese man died after swallowing his dentures while having sex with his 62-year-old prostitute. This is how I want to go out. Doing
Simply put: Start banging the elderly. In a recent study, aimed at solving the mystery of what age women have the best org*sms at --