nyc

’10 Hours Of Walking In NYC As A Lamborghini’ Is So Deep I Just Drowned

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Ideas for the '10 hours of walking in NYC' videos have officially been exhausted, as this one just dropped on us of some 'young millionaire' driving around the five boroughs for 10 hours in a Lamborghini.

santacon

SantaCon Is Coming To Brooklyn, Because Brooklyn Is Bro As Fuck Now, And NYC Media Twitter Is PISSED

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Depending on who you are, SantaCon is either the greatest or worst thing to happen to New York City.

ebola

Ebola Fever Is Alive And Well In New York City—Woman Has Ebola Meltdown On The Subway

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If there's possibly one thing that New Yorker's love to obsess over more than the weather, it's ebola.

peta

This PETA Ad Was Deemed Too Racy For NYC’s Times Square

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This anti-wool ad by Times Square was deemed to be too racy for a billboard in Times Square.

masturbating

This School Janitor Has Spent The Last 2 Weeks On A Roof Jerking Off While Staring Into People’s Windows

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Can you imagine waking up early every morning just so you can go masturbate on top of some roof somewhere.

weird

Guess Which Word 911 Responders Aren’t Allowed To Say Now? It Rhymes With ‘Free Cola’

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Don't scream fire in a crowded theater and don't say Ebola out loud -- especially if you're a 911 responder in NYC.

stand up comedy

NYPD Cop Tells Comedian To ‘Shut The F*ck Up’ While Arresting Someone At A Stand-Up Show

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I've witnessed some awkward things transpire at stand-up shows in New York: Lame attempts to heckle comedians, drunks who spill the drinks over audience members in the middle of a set, old people who get extremely offended, thinking a comedian shouldn't talk about subjects most adults over the age of 18 should be able to handle.

nyc

This NYC Apartment Is The Farthest From Any Subway, And You Can Own It For Only $18.9 Million

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Living on York Avenue while the 2nd Avenue Subway line is still under construction in Manhattan requires a lengthy walk to the subway.

sex

Watching People Try Cosmo’s Sex Positions In The Middle Of NYC Gave Me The Most Confusing Boner I’ve Had All Day

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I get some odd boners from time to time, but none of those times were more confusing than this one.


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