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Kraft creates best mac n cheese shape ever, and you won’t believe which white rapper is the spokesman

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Kraft regularly creates new shapes for mac n cheese, but the cheesiness is off the charts in the newest one.

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The Ninja Turtles mixed with ebonics = Shut up and take my money

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The "Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles" is a YouTube series dedicated to adding ghetto speak voiceovers to the Ninja Turtles movie.

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Ninja Turtles with British accents are approximately 1000x less cool

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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are basically a Bible on how to live your life.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie’s original ending would make your head explode

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It'd be hard to say that the original 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie wasn't a classic.

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This is a comically oversized tortoise eating a watermelon

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This dude must have gotten some of that Ninja Turtles ooze but that doesn't stop this tortoise from enjoying a leisurely feast on a full-sized watermelon.

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Guy leaves delightfully creepy letter for ‘thick’ blonde girl

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One of life's great dichotomies is how men have grown to love "thick" women but women absolutely hate being referred to as "thick.

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Ninja Turtles and Vanilla Ice team up for a Gangnam Style parody

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Every time I think I can't possibly see another "Gangnam Style" parody, I get sucked back in.

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9 wholly unnecessary licensed children’s products

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Just because kids are idiots who'll buy anything with their favorite character's face slapped on the box doesn't mean that toy companies should take advantage of them.


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