Tag Archives: Nike

Washington Huskies Unveil New 2014 Nike Football Uniforms

Nike just unveiled the Washington Huskies new football uniforms for 2014 and, on a Five-Fap scale, I think they get [...]

Nike Unveiled the New Jordan XX9′s Today

The Nike Air Jordan XX9. Coming at ya hot!

Facts About Nike You Need To Know

  Phil Knight was going to call Nike “Dimension 6″ back in the day. We’re glad he didn’t…

Nike to Sell Marty McFly’s Self-Tying Power Laces in 2015

I’m not fat right now, but chances are the older I get the more fat and out-of-shape I’m going to [...]

Pimp Sues Nike After Curbstomping John For Non-Payment

An Oregon pimp is suing Nike for $100 million after beating a man for failing to warn him that their shoes could be used as weapons. 

Here’s the Nike Gear Players Will Be Wearing at This Year’s Super Bowl

Is this uniform porn? Is this not uniform porn? I don't know. I'm torn, you guys. Technically, it's not. But when I saw those gloves,

The Girl Runner Who Drew the Giant Penis Using the Nike+ App Did One of a Vagina Too

The runner girl that drew a giant, 100-plus yard dong on a football field using the Nike+ app is back with another work of

Nike’s Air Max 90s Had Sex With Its Lunarlon Technology, 9 Months Later These Beasts Popped Out

A NEW TWIST ON AN OLD CLASSIC! Not everyday that I get to use Guy Fieri's words to describe something, but when I do...BOY, I

Tiger Woods’ Niece Cheyenne Woods Recreated His Famous Golf Ball Juggling Ad

If you didn't know, Tiger Woods' niece, Cheyenne, is also a professional golfer. After graduating from Wake Forest in 2012, she turned pro. Yesterday, clad in

The 21 Coolest College Football Uniforms of 2013 (So Far)

Years ago, NCAA football uniforms were used as a way of distinguishing between players and teams. 

Nike Wrote LeBron James a Poem, Because Reasons

Prepare to be moved, or something, because Nike just dropped Rubber City Soul, a poem dedicated to LeBron James. It's just beautiful. Hell, I haven't

LeBron James’ New Nike Commercial Is Prettay Prettay Good

It seems like forever ago when we all banded together to hate LeBron James because of the decision. We subsequently picked apart everything he did with his life,

Do You Think Kevin Durant’s Peanut Butter and Jelly Inspired Shoes Really Look Like PB&J?

So yeah, these look like Los Angeles Lakers shoes WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (too many Y's?) more than a delicious Peanut Butter (crunchy, not creamy) and Jelly (a

Nike’s New ‘Just Do It’ Commercial is Fucking Awesome

Is that Bradley Cooper talking? No matter. I really dig this commercial. Love it's positive, forward thinking. And that's unusual for me because I spend

Tiger Woods Looks Super Athletic in His New Nike Commercial

Tiger Woods and some other golfers will compete for the U.S. Open title this week. Nike, being the smart brand they are, decided to release

Nike Unveils This Weekend’s Super Bowl Uniforms, So You Can Coordinate Your Outfits Accordingly

I guess they're "dropping" these as their way of preparing us to be underwhelmed. I see no difference between these uniforms and what either team

Nike Releases Photos of the 2013 Pro Bowl Uniforms

These are badass. But they would still have to be a thousand times more badass to make me ever want to watch the joke that

Casey Neistat’s ‘Do More’ Video for Nike Will Make You Crave a Kick-Ass Adventure in 2013

Remember this video filmmaker Casey Neistat made about grabbing life by the balls? It was awesome. Now that Nike's Fuelband is on the

Don’t Think For One Second Oregon Is Going to Lose an Awesome-Uniform Contest

OK. Maryland’s new uniforms are pretty crazy. I’ll admit that. But there is one standard bearer for insane kits and that is Oregon.

Nike Unveils the New KD V’s, Complete with Video of Kevin Durant Doing Kevin Durant Things

Cool shoe, cool dude. 

Do You Like These Cork-Infused LeBron James Shoes?

LeBron James waited a long time to pop champagne and celebrate his first championship. Nike, on the other hand, wasted no time making shoes to

University of Oregon Unveiled Their 2012 Football Uniforms and They’re Not a Complete Eyesore

Oregon's football program has been the trend-setter and pace car for this new generation of ever-changing, envelope-pushing, and usually grotesque-looking college football uniforms. Long before

Check Out These Nike Air Max 1s in White, Blue Glow, and Volt

We love keeping you apprised of the hottest summer kicks and today we have these Nike Air Max 1s in an ideal color pallet for

Nike Air Max 90 Hyperfuse Collection is Looking Pretty Filthy

Of course, if you don't like these colorways you can always go create your own regualr Air Max 90s at Nike ID. A red,

Golfer Wows All With This Amazing Trick Shot

Looks like Tiger has a challenger to yet another throne. Is this better than Wood's legendary golf ball juggling ad? Sound off in the comments. 

This Cartwheel-Dunk Combo Is Just Divine

On Friday, Nike will release the Nike Hyperdunk+. So, as a little promo, The Swoosh hired Jus Fly to demoe the new kicks at LA

Introducing the South Beach Air Yeezy 2

Presented without comment...because how can words possibly explain the magnificence of these reptilian walking machines? But a better question is, do you want a pair?

Nike Air Max 1 Summit White/Shade Blue Set to Hit Shelves in July

If Nike has proved anything with their early designs it's that they all have tremendous staying power. Take the Air Max 1s, for example, they're

Air Jordan 4 Military Blue Colorway to Drop Saturday June 9th

For all you serious collectors out there -- or casual Michael Jordan devotees -- the Air Jordan 4 (Military Blue) are coming back around and

Nike’s New Soccer-Themed Commercial is Just Tremendous

If there’s one thing Nike does well, it’s ensemble soccer videos. This effort is no exception. It features some of biggest stars of today, but

Nike Shoe Designer Uses Derrick Rose Injury to Troll Adidas

Reigning NBA MVP Derrick Rose went down in the closing minutes of the Chicago Bulls’ victory over the Philadelphia 76ers on Saturday and we soon

Nike Makes Soccer Uniforms Out of Plastic Bottles

Players competing in the European soccer championships this summer will wear kits made of recycled plastic bottles. France, Portugal, and the Netherlands will

What Do You Think of Nike’s New Uniforms for the Seattle Seahawks?

The Swoosh just dropped their uniforms makeovers for all 32 NFL teams. Check them all out on Facebook. Perhaps the most notable

Andrew Luck Talks About ‘Making Your Own Luck’ in His First Nike Commercial

I'm giving Andrew Luck's first Nike commercial a 4 on a 10-point scale. It's boring, features that godforsaken neck beard, and Nike decided

Nike’s New Flyknit Shoes Look Like Socks, Are Poised for Olympic Glory

Nike's newest footwear innovation will turn heads at this summer's Olympic Games in London. Dubbed "Flyknit," the ultra-lightweight shoes rely on yarn,

What Do You Think of Nike’s Team USA Basketball Uniforms for 2012 London Olympics?

This afternoon Nike unveiled the first images of Team USA Basketball's Hyper Elite Uniform. Kobe Bryant, Kevin Durant, LeBron James, and Deron Williams are all

62 New College Football Helmet Concepts for the SEC, Pac-12, Big 12, ACC, and Big East

All February long, our buddies over at Lost Lettermen have done a heck of a job revealing a series of faux Nike

Kanye West’s ‘WTF Does That Mean, Kobe Bryant?’ Nike Commercial

You're probably familiar with the "Kobe System" commercials Nike's been rolling out for the past month or so. If not, watch

Check Out Nike’s New NCAA Hyper Elite Platinum Collection

UNIFORM PORN! Nike unleashed their new NCAA basketball Hyper Elite Platinum Collection today. Among the teams listed are UNC, Duke, Cuse, Kentucky, Arizona, and

Nike Releases New Carmelo Anthony Kicks with 3-D Hologram on the Hudson River

Yesterday we gave you a Nike commercial that showcased some of the NBA's greatest super stars playing against average Joes and girls,