Tag Archives: Nfl

Does One Of The Bro-est Quarterbacks Play For Your City?

Get pumped for football season.

Redskins Player Creates the ‘It’s Not Like I Knocked Out My Wife’ Defense for When the NFL Suspends You For Two Games

Hot takes. Nick Sundberg's got 'em.

This Brandon Marshall Promo Will Get You Ready for Some Football on Monday Nights

In case you aren't ready.

Here’s Brett Favre Dressed as Superman on a 1997 Football Card. And You Can Own That Card for Only $2.00!

What a dreamboat.

Bro King Colts Punter Pat McAfee Bombs a Punt, Celebrates with Swag

Colts Punter Pat McAfee is our spirit animal.

Julio Jones Broke a Bunch of Tackles for This 52-Yard Touchdown

Julio Jones coming back strong.

Devin Hester Had a Nifty Touchdown

Devin Hester Boom.

Lions DT Ndamukong Suh Will Probably Get Fined for This Late Hit

Suh with another late hit

Maurice Jones-Drew Breaks Tackles For 40-Yard TD Run


Reggie Bush torches Jaguars for 86 Yard Run

Run Reggie Run

Watch an NFL Rookie Get Into an INSANE Fight with Nightclub Bouncers in Tampa

This is a good way to ruin your NFL career before it even begins.

Snoop Dogg Has a F-Bomb-Fueled Rant About the Pittsburgh Steelers

Get Snoop on ESPN pronto. The world needs more of his hot takes.

Johnny Manziel Made the Perfect Face While Talking About Giving the Finger During His Post-Game Presser

Terrific Beaker impersonation.

NFL Quarterbacks Talking Trash On Facebook is Back and This Week They Take a Hot Dump on Mark Sanchez’ Legacy

They're at it again.

Peyton Manning Takes Gig as Convenience Store Manager Very Seriously

Short-sleeved button-up.

Jadeveon Clowney Was the Defensive Monster We All Want Him to Be Last Night

In their second pre-season game, No. 1 draft pick Jadeveon Clowney made big plays against the Falcons.

Seattle Seahawks Bro Takes a Hit Off His Vape Pen, Then His Turnt Blonde Girlfriend Starts Grinding On Him

Ah... To be a Seattle Seahawks fan in 2014.

Some People Really Hate Jon Bon Jovi

Like, really hate him.

It’s Starting to Look Like Sammy Watkins is Good at Football

Just putting on a clinic.

Stupid Cowboys Fan Is Stupid Enough to Get a Tattoo Predicting the Cowboys Will Win the Super Bowl


VIDEO: Cowboys and Raiders Get Into INTENSE Fight During a Scrimmage

Things got heated yesterday at a Dallas Cowboys and Oakland Raiders' joint training-camp scrimmage.

NFL Hometown Rosters Show What Franchises Would Look Like If All Players Played in Their Home States

So who wants to do this to the MLB and NHL so we can get this trend over with already?

NFL QB’s Talking Trash On Facebook: Rookie Hazing Edition

Welcome back, old friend.

Here are the 20 Hottest NFL WAGs for the 2014 Season


Sammy Watkins Can’t Stop Making Spectacular One-Handed Catches

One hand is better than two.

The Indianapolis Colts Also Joined the ‘Hazing With Haircuts’ Party, Their Rookies All Look Ridiculous

Yes, another post about hazing and haircuts

Former Detroit Lions Quarterback Scott Mitchell Is Now VERY Fat, Will Be a Contestant On ‘The Biggest Loser’

Put the fork down, Scott.

Fantasy Football Commissioner Sends Us His First League Email of the Season, Reminds Us FOOTBALL IS BACK!

The season is finally here! Almost.

Who Is This Woman and Why Is Her Face Pressed Against Jerry Jones’ Junk? (UPDATE)

What a cowboy.

Martellus Bennett Suspended Indefinitely After Body Slamming His Teammate During Practice


NFL Quarterbacks Talking Shit on Facebook is Back, Eli Manning Naturally Gets Shit On

Lets not ruin this with words.

This Breakdown of NFL Quarterback’s Salaries By Production Proves Sometimes You Don’t Have to Do Shit to Get Paid

Our friends at Next Impulse Sports just released this infographic detailing what each NFL quarterback made last year and what […]

The Dallas Cowboys Are Already Being Cocky Shitbags, Sending Out Playoff Tickets Before the Season Even Starts

Need a reason to hate the Dallas Cowboys BEFORE the NFL season even starts?

Here Is a Map of the Most Hated NFL Team in Each State

This is probably the most accurate map in Internet map existence.

Jon Stewart Rips Roger Goodell and the NFL for Ray Rice’s Paltry Two Game Suspension

It's a pile-on and Roger Goodell is on the bottom, trying to breath.

Please Allow the 1986 Los Angeles Rams to Sing You a Song About Football and Doing It

It was lots of hard work but all worth it.

The Redskins Hazed Rookie Kicker Zach Hocker By Giving Him a Horrific Haircut, He Put It On Instagram

Rough hairstyle to walk around town with, looks like he has a fucking beaver pelt placed across the top of his head.

Arian Foster Gave the Same Answer 11 Times in a 90-Second Span

He's trying to be a good teammate.

How Accurate is Drew Brees? This Accurate.

Here a skeet. There a skeet. Everywhere a skeet, skeet.

The NFL’s List of Finable Offenses Has Some Pretty Ridiculous Shit on It

More like the National Fine League, AMIRIGHT? The sad thing is: I am right.