Tag Archives: Nfl

Johnny Manziel Made the Perfect Face While Talking About Giving the Finger During His Post-Game Presser

Terrific Beaker impersonation.

NFL Quarterbacks Talking Trash On Facebook is Back and This Week They Take a Hot Dump on Mark Sanchez’ Legacy

They're at it again.

Peyton Manning Takes Gig as Convenience Store Manager Very Seriously

Short-sleeved button-up.

Jadeveon Clowney Was the Defensive Monster We All Want Him to Be Last Night

In their second pre-season game, No. 1 draft pick Jadeveon Clowney made big plays against the Falcons.
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Seattle Seahawks Bro Takes a Hit Off His Vape Pen, Then His Turnt Blonde Girlfriend Starts Grinding On Him

Ah... To be a Seattle Seahawks fan in 2014.

Some People Really Hate Jon Bon Jovi

Like, really hate him.

It’s Starting to Look Like Sammy Watkins is Good at Football

Just putting on a clinic.

Stupid Cowboys Fan Is Stupid Enough to Get a Tattoo Predicting the Cowboys Will Win the Super Bowl

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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VIDEO: Cowboys and Raiders Get Into INTENSE Fight During a Scrimmage

Things got heated yesterday at a Dallas Cowboys and Oakland Raiders' joint training-camp scrimmage.

NFL Hometown Rosters Show What Franchises Would Look Like If All Players Played in Their Home States

So who wants to do this to the MLB and NHL so we can get this trend over with already?

NFL QB’s Talking Trash On Facebook: Rookie Hazing Edition

Welcome back, old friend.

Here are the 20 Hottest NFL WAGs for the 2014 Season

Wags.

Sammy Watkins Can’t Stop Making Spectacular One-Handed Catches

One hand is better than two.

The Indianapolis Colts Also Joined the ‘Hazing With Haircuts’ Party, Their Rookies All Look Ridiculous

Yes, another post about hazing and haircuts

Former Detroit Lions Quarterback Scott Mitchell Is Now VERY Fat, Will Be a Contestant On ‘The Biggest Loser’

Put the fork down, Scott.

Fantasy Football Commissioner Sends Us His First League Email of the Season, Reminds Us FOOTBALL IS BACK!

The season is finally here! Almost.

Who Is This Woman and Why Is Her Face Pressed Against Jerry Jones’ Junk? (UPDATE)

What a cowboy.

Martellus Bennett Suspended Indefinitely After Body Slamming His Teammate During Practice

In-fightin'

NFL Quarterbacks Talking Shit on Facebook is Back, Eli Manning Naturally Gets Shit On

Lets not ruin this with words.

This Breakdown of NFL Quarterback’s Salaries By Production Proves Sometimes You Don’t Have to Do Shit to Get Paid

Our friends at Next Impulse Sports just released this infographic detailing what each NFL quarterback made last year and what […]

The Dallas Cowboys Are Already Being Cocky Shitbags, Sending Out Playoff Tickets Before the Season Even Starts

Need a reason to hate the Dallas Cowboys BEFORE the NFL season even starts?

Here Is a Map of the Most Hated NFL Team in Each State

This is probably the most accurate map in Internet map existence.

Jon Stewart Rips Roger Goodell and the NFL for Ray Rice’s Paltry Two Game Suspension

It's a pile-on and Roger Goodell is on the bottom, trying to breath.
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Please Allow the 1986 Los Angeles Rams to Sing You a Song About Football and Doing It

It was lots of hard work but all worth it.

The Redskins Hazed Rookie Kicker Zach Hocker By Giving Him a Horrific Haircut, He Put It On Instagram

Rough hairstyle to walk around town with, looks like he has a fucking beaver pelt placed across the top of his head.

Arian Foster Gave the Same Answer 11 Times in a 90-Second Span

He's trying to be a good teammate.

How Accurate is Drew Brees? This Accurate.

Here a skeet. There a skeet. Everywhere a skeet, skeet.

The NFL’s List of Finable Offenses Has Some Pretty Ridiculous Shit on It

More like the National Fine League, AMIRIGHT? The sad thing is: I am right.

Keith Olbermann Just Destroyed Roger Goodell and His Handling of the Ray Rice Case

Deservedly so.

Jadeveon Clowney Is a BEAST

First day of training camp and some football fans are already putting Jadeveon Clowney in GOAT status.
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NFL Lineman Tells Girlfriend that Herpes Sores on His Penis Were From Getting It Stuck In His Zipper

Awkward! Pittsburgh Steelers defensive lineman Cam Thomas is being sued by a woman who claims he gave her herpes.

Kirk Cousins Has Joined Jay Cutler in the Conversion Van Club

He should be the starter.

Peyton Manning is the World’s Most Phenomenal Dancer

What an athlete.

The 5 Biggest Questions That Need To Be Answered Going Into The 2014 NFL Season

The NFL is back!

Keith Olbermann Went Off on the Ray Rice Suspension

Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice was suspended two games for this incident with his wife. The relatively small punishment, […]

New Orleans Saints Players Invited to Training Camp, To Share a Bed

What happens at training camp stays on the internet.

Jay Cutler Shows Up to Training Camp In a Big Ass Van, Doesn’t Want People Calling It a Mini Van

Rob Ryan is not impressed, Bro.
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This Guy Is SO EXCITED To Meet a Man Who’s Definitely Not Pete Carroll

We all have bad days. This guy's bad day is just preserved in Internet infamy forever.

It Looks Like Marshawn Lynch Puts Up Velvet Ropes Around His Lamborghini When He Parks

Gamechanger.

Green Bay Packers Coach Mike McCarthy Hops in a B-17, Jokes About Bombing Chicago

He didn't actually bomb Chicago.