Tag Archives: Nfl

The NFL’s List of Finable Offenses Has Some Pretty Ridiculous Shit on It

More like the National Fine League, AMIRIGHT? The sad thing is: I am right.

Keith Olbermann Just Destroyed Roger Goodell and His Handling of the Ray Rice Case

Deservedly so.

Jadeveon Clowney Is a BEAST

First day of training camp and some football fans are already putting Jadeveon Clowney in GOAT status.
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NFL Lineman Tells Girlfriend that Herpes Sores on His Penis Were From Getting It Stuck In His Zipper

Awkward! Pittsburgh Steelers defensive lineman Cam Thomas is being sued by a woman who claims he gave her herpes.

Kirk Cousins Has Joined Jay Cutler in the Conversion Van Club

He should be the starter.

Peyton Manning is the World’s Most Phenomenal Dancer

What an athlete.

The 5 Biggest Questions That Need To Be Answered Going Into The 2014 NFL Season

The NFL is back!

Keith Olbermann Went Off on the Ray Rice Suspension

Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice was suspended two games for this incident with his wife. The relatively small punishment, […]

New Orleans Saints Players Invited to Training Camp, To Share a Bed

What happens at training camp stays on the internet.

Jay Cutler Shows Up to Training Camp In a Big Ass Van, Doesn’t Want People Calling It a Mini Van

Rob Ryan is not impressed, Bro.
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This Guy Is SO EXCITED To Meet a Man Who’s Definitely Not Pete Carroll

We all have bad days. This guy's bad day is just preserved in Internet infamy forever.

It Looks Like Marshawn Lynch Puts Up Velvet Ropes Around His Lamborghini When He Parks

Gamechanger.

Green Bay Packers Coach Mike McCarthy Hops in a B-17, Jokes About Bombing Chicago

He didn't actually bomb Chicago.

Guess Who Has the #1 Best-Selling NFL Jersey Right Now?

The hype for Johnny Manziel in Cleveland is so insane.
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A.J. Hawk Tackles A Bro Wearing a Tank Top on a Golf Course

Like a true Bro, A.J. Hawk decided to not go easy on him, either.

NFL Rookies React to Their Madden 15 Ratings With Disbelief

Lack of respect.

LaDainian Tomlinson Is Selling His Mansion, Who Wants to Donate to My Kickstarter Campaign to Buy It?

Let's get this house for me. I deserve this house.
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Please Allow the 1992 Washington Redskins and Buffalo Bills to Talk You Out of Your Next Abortion

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

Michael Irvin Isn’t Too Happy Cris Carter Told His Wife to Leave Him

Wideouts doing wideout things.

Retired NFL Player Ben Leber Wants Every Rookie to Read J.J. Watt’s Explanation As to Why He Has No Social Life

J.J. Watt works hard, you guys.

Johnny Manziel Photographed Rolling-Up Money in a Las Vegas Bathroom, Let the Speculation RUN WILD!

Johnny Manziel celebrated America's independence by laying low and watching rom-coms. Naw, just kidding, he was obviously partying in Las Vega

NFL Team Logos Redesigned as NBA Team Logos from Same City

We're a nation that loves seeing things redesigned.

The Arrest Video of NFL Player Sam Montgomery is Kind of Messed Up

Former 3rd round pick of the Houston Texans and LSU standout, Sam Montgomery, was pulled over in South Carolina for […]

The Biggest Partier Every NFL Franchise Has Ever Had

Peyton Manning-y do-gooders and charitable individuals need not apply.
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Philadelphia Eagles O-Lineman Evan Mathis Tweets $64,000 Bill for Dinner at a Philly Steakhouse

Whatever sort of Amex-credit limit pissing contest is going on in the Philadelphia Eagles O-line locker room, I have to say -- we're hella amused.

The Cleveland Browns Turned Down ‘Hard Knocks,’ Which Would Have Been Awesome with Johnny Manziel

The raging dumpster fire that is the Cleveland Browns organization just passed on the opportunity of a lifetime: To let cameras into their training camp

The Jacksonville Jaguars’ Poolside Cabanas Look Pretty Tight

Get wet.
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Philadelphia Eagles Rookie Tweets $17,000 Bill from Steak Dinner for Offensive Line

So it seems like the NFL's whole "rookie dinner" tradition isn't going away any time soon.

Someone Redesigned All the NFL Logos as Anime Characters, And the Jets Logo Actually Improved

The Bronco's logo is fitting. After all, they played like the My Little Pony's in the Super Bowl.

Dan Marino Is Suing the NFL Over Concussions

He's joined a new suit with 13 other players.

Aaron Hernandez Allegedly Killed Two People for a Very Stupid Reason

A spilled drink?
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Prince Amukamara Turns Down for What at a Bar Mitzvah

New York Giants quarterback Prince Amukamara has better Bar Mitzvah dance moves than you ever will.

Vince Wilfork’s Meat-Grilling Dance is a Sight to Behold

He is all that is man.

This Picture of Geno Smith Will Convince You the New York Jets Will Go 16-0

Book it.

Odell Beckham Says He’s a Victim of a Hoax, Has Never Met Woman Claiming to be His Fiance

Scandal.

These Ugly NFL Sweaters are Perfect for Gameday

Feast your eyes on these.
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Here’s Some Really Big News Regarding Nick Foles’ Penis

Good to know.

Julian Edelman and Rob Gronkowski Have Their Own Ryan Gosling-Macaulay Culkin Thing Going On

A fine shirt.

Johnny Manziel Talks Trash with NFL Quarterbacks on Facebook, Draft Edition

One of our favorite things during football season -- Profootballmock.com's hilarious NFL quarterbacks talking trash on Facebook -- is back for a new 2014 post-Draft

Shoe Designer Releases Nike Concept Cleats for Johnny Manziel, They’re Hot

Now that Johnny Manziel has his team he needs a set of cleats so when he takes the field for the Cleveland Browns, or backs