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The 50 Coolest Football Players in NFL History

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Sports media loves nothing more than debating the NFL’s greatest players, but to hell with that noise, we’re here to talk about what really counts: the NFL’s coolest players ever.

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6 Times Roger Goodell Looked Like He Was Holding In A Queef

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Sometimes even a man as strong a Roger Goodell might quuef.

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DeflateGate Update: NFL Vigorously Investigating Patriots Locker Room Attendant

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If you have a functioning brain, you've anxiously been awaiting the moment some low-level New England Patriots employee falls on his sword and accepts blame for DeflateGate.

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Key & Peele Give Us Their Super Bowl 49 Picks, Show How Ridiculous NFL Analysts Can Be

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Comedy Central's Key & Peele have an unmatched gift for lampooning all things related to football.


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