Tag Archives: Newspapers

The Miami Heat Beat the Brooklyn Nets But Lost Their Testicles

Sick.

Dayton Daily News Front Page Trolls Ohio State After Flyers Pull Upset

THE headline.

Best Newspaper Correction Ever? Best Newspaper Correction Ever

The Washington Post issued a correction today that practically begs for some backstory. Here, just look at it:

Today in Unfortunate Newspaper Ad Placement

Wow. Talk about adding insult to injury.

Newspaper Screws Up Headline in Just About Worst Way Possible

When you see it...

Did the New York Post Go Too Far with This Horrifying Cover Today?

Uh, yes. Yes, it did.

Don’t Vote for Mitt Romney Because He’s a Michigan Fan, Says Ad in Ohio State Student Newspaper

Ohio democrats get it. They realize talking until they’re blue in the face about the policy differences between Mitt Romney and Barack Obama will just

Carolina Panthers Center Ryan Kalil Takes Out Full-Page Newspaper Ad Promising Super Bowl Victory

No pressure, Cam Newton, but that guy whose ass you stick your hands under just wrote a check you probably can’t cash.

Boise Weekly Writer Absolutely Destroys Nickelback

To be fair, everything Josh Gross of Boise Weekly is saying is 100% accurate. I'd attend a parade of screeching bagpipes covering Lana Del Ray songs than

Reporter’s Quest to Get High School Softball Stats Derailed by Coach’s Bullsh*t, Laziness

Louisiana’s Rayne Independent has a circulation of 3,600. It also has one sportswriter who isn’t afraid to tell it like it is, standards be damned.

At the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, Sh*t Happens

Finally, a newspaper that gets me and the way I like to relax. Beautiful woman on a beautiful beach? Check. Free reign to soil myself

Stupid F*ckers Sign Up For Thing, Suffolk Journal Reports

Suffolk University's Student Leadership and Involvement fair was a success. The school newspaper's coverage of the event, however, ran into a bit of trouble.

Baron Davis Broke His Pen*s, Reports Charlotte Observer

So says today's edition of the Charolette Observer, reports that Baron Davis suffered "a herniated dick." That injury sounds painful as hell and is enough to make

A Time-Lapse History of the New York Times Website from September 2010 to July 2011

Is this "bro"? Nah. Probably not. It's still worth sharing. Phillip Mendonça-Vieira writes, "Due to an errant cron task that ran twice an