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Texas Roadhouse Accidentally Serves Toddler Sangria Instead Of Cranberry Juice, Drunkenness Ensues

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A two-year-old toddler from North Carolina was probably not planning on getting smashed when her parents took her to the Texas Roadhouse in Asheville for her dad's 25th birthday.

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This So-Called ‘Banksy’ Tribute To The Terrorism Victims In France Isn’t Banksy, But It’s Perfect

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This evening the nation of France is in mourning following arguably the worst terrorist attack on French soil since World War II.

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The CIA Contractors Who Tortured Terrorists Made A LOT Of Money, Tax-Free

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Today in news that doesn't include Mckayla Maroney's 19th birthday or The Rock being The Rock: The Senate Intelligence Committee released its 600-page executive summary on the CIA's post-9/11 torture tactics during the Bush years.

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Students ‘Traumatized’ By Michael Brown And Eric Garner Decisions Are Demanding Postponed Finals And That’s A Terrible Idea

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We've treaded lightly on the huge news stories regarding the deaths of Michael Brown and Eric Garner for two reasons -- first, we feel we've got little to add to the conversation that hasn't already been said and secondly because the issues involve race, class, police procedures, the law and several other serious topics much to heavy for a website dedicated to boob jiggling Christmas songs and Johnny Football.

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Kid Tweets A Hot Take About Shoplifting And Ferguson, Which Turns Into A Pot Calling The Kettle Black Situation

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Has anyone on Twitter ever had to eat a bigger heaping plate of crow than this kid.

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CNN Reporter Sarah Sidner Hit In The Head With A Rock While Giving Report In Ferguson

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CNN's Sarah Sidner is doing some fantastic field reporting from the chaos in Ferguson, Missouri tonight.

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Here Is The Exact Moment When CNN Was Hit With Tear Gas In Ferguson

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The situation in Ferguson is chaotic again this evening, descending into violence despite the wishes of Michael Brown's family.

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Watch This Reporter Get Licked By Some Random Woman While Reporting On Marijuana Legalization

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Oh great, is this what we have to look forward to with weed being legalized.


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