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Lindsay Lohan’s ‘The Canyons’ gets rejected from film festivals


I will only stop writing about this movie's endless failures when they send me a DVD copy.


Lindsay Lohan does some ACTING in ‘The Canyons’ preview


Truly she is one of our generation's greatest talents.

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10 Do’s and Don’ts for Choosing a College That No One Ever Tells You


Around this time each year, an old person who attended college in the 60's or 70's will fart out a column or a list of advice telling you how to pick your school.

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Watch Jerry Seinfeld Explain ‘How to Write a Joke,’ Plus the 6 Best Takeaways from His NYT Profile


The New York Times ran an extensive profile of Jerry Seinfeld, chronicling what he's been up to as of late and using that as a lense to examine the comedy legend's creative process in general.

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Here Are Some Choice Highlights from a New York Times Hipster-Bashing Article


If we're playing stereotypes here, the thorn in every Bro's side just got whacked.

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The New York Times Attempts to Write about the Death of College Bars, Fails So Badly


We've noticed with amusement that the New York Times has recently begun to report on collegiate "trends.

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New York Times yanks its BlackBerry app


I'm pretty down on RIM, and not just because I'm bigoted against Canadians.

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