Welp, It Looks Like Ebola Is In New York City Now


Ebola is now possibly in America's most populated city, a place (A.

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NYPD Cop Tells Comedian To ‘Shut The F*ck Up’ While Arresting Someone At A Stand-Up Show


I've witnessed some awkward things transpire at stand-up shows in New York: Lame attempts to heckle comedians, drunks who spill the drinks over audience members in the middle of a set, old people who get extremely offended, thinking a comedian shouldn't talk about subjects most adults over the age of 18 should be able to handle.


Watching People Try Cosmo’s Sex Positions In The Middle Of NYC Gave Me The Most Confusing Boner I’ve Had All Day


I get some odd boners from time to time, but none of those times were more confusing than this one.

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This Is What It’s Like To Be A Bike Messenger In New York City


I admire the bike messengers of New York City, mostly because I think you have to have balls of steel to ride a bike around Manhattan, even with the abundance of bike lanes from the Bloomberg era.

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How A Homeless 20-Something In NYC Survives By Picking Up Girls Every Night

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"Since there's 8 million people in this city, if you're not getting laid, you're an asshole.

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Basic Girls In NYC JUST CAN’T EVEN About SoulCycle Tribeca Closing For Three Weeks


The cold brew-sipping, yoga pants-wearing, avocado-toast eating basic girls of Manhattan are in full freak-out mode after popular spinning studio/fitness cult SoulCycle announced it is closing its doors at its Tribeca location for three weeks for renovations.

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