Tag Archives: New york city

Kid Gets Lost in NYC, Becomes a Real-Life Kevin McCallister Who Has the ‘Best Day of His Life’

Behold, the story of a real life Kevin McCallister a la Home Alone 2.

Man Traveling in West Africa May Have Just Brought Deadly Ebola Virus to New York City

Well, if the world is going to end via a deadly gastrointestinal virus, you KNEW it’d start festering in New […]

Reader Shares Story About the Time He Took a Shit in the Magnises Townhouse, Proving Card Membership Has Its Perks

Earlier this week I went on a minor tirade about Magnises, the fake credit card for entitled New York City brats that offers "exclusive perks"

How to Troll NYC Tourists In Double-Decker Buses

If you've ever walked through midtown Manhattan, you've probably been hassled by someone on the street to ride in a double-decker sightseeing bus.

If You Live in NYC and Have This Exclusive Fake Credit Card, I Probably Hate You

As I've vented about in the past, the rich kids who clog Manhattan make it fucking unbearable at times.

This Guy Running Around NYC Dressed As A Ref Giving People Yellow Cards For Doing Dumb Social Media Shit Is My Hero

The criteria for becoming my hero is pretty basic, in other words.

NYC News Anchor Creeps Hard on a Reporter Giving a Report in a Bikini

Fox 5 New York City reporter Anna Gilligan headed out to New Jersey’s Action Park to try the new Tarzan Rope swing.

NYC Bro on Craigslist Wants the Bros of the World to Donate Their Preppy Shorts to the Homeless

A few weeks ago I told you about a highly-amusing Bro on Craigslist who was looking for someone in New York City to break in

A Hero Troll Is Hanging Posters of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West As Ronald McDonald In NYC

Shout out to the street artist roaming around lower Manhattan trolling the cult of #Kimye with these glorious Value Meal posters.

18 Facts About New York City That Even New Yorkers Don’t Know

Those parks you millennial transplants enjoy on sunny Saturdays? Uh... They're cemeteries.

Retired Frat Bro Needs a Roommate in New York City. Let’s Help Him Out, Bros…

NYC can be a bitch when it comes to finding a normal roommate situation.

Watch What Happens When Graffiti Artists Take Over a Swanky NYC Hotel

This is what a paint party in NYC looks like.

New York City’s Most Insufferable Performance Artist Is This Fella Named Kalan

Anyone who draws attention to himself in a subway station is pretty terrible.

Cab Driver Speeds Down Highway for 8 Miles as Would-be Highjacker Hangs on for Dear Life

Surreal scene.

30 Dead Cats Found Hanging From a Tree Near NYC

There's some True Detective-esuqe shit going down in NYC right now...

Hilarious Map of NYC Stereotypes Should Offend Just About Everyone

Our office is located right smack in the middle of "European tourists" which is about right.

Here’s a Terrifying Video of a Man Laying on the Tracks and Getting Struck by a NYC Subway

Ugh, scary stuff here. Back in late December, a man who appears to be psychologically distressed ran onto the tracks of the 175th Street

Rat Boards New York City Subway, Causes Complete Pandemonium

Turnstile jumper.

New York City: Expectations vs. Reality

New York City: The only place in the world it's perfectly acceptable -- and possible -- to stay out until 4AM on a Tuesday and

Exploring Off-Limits New York City

Our friends at Animal New York recently caught up with famed urban explorer/photographer 2e.

Watch as Helpless New Yorkers Are Terrorized by a Rat on the Subway

What pussies.

Just a Giant Rat Crawling All Over the Donuts at a Dunkin Donuts in NYC

This is why you stick to the iced coffee at Dunkin Donuts.

B.A.S.E. Jumpers Jump Off New York City’s Freedom Tower and It’s Pretty Much the Most Insane Thing Ever

BASE jumpers filmed a video of an INSANE jump off New York City's iconic new skyscraper, the Freedom Tower.

A Building ‘Exploded’ in the Middle of Harlem Today; At Least One Dead with Toll Expected to Rise

A building exploded and collapsed in Harlem this morning, injuring at least 17 people and killing one.

This Video Perfectly Describes California Girls Who Move to New York In the Winter

  We get it…you’re from California and it’s cold in New York.

Watch This Bro Snowboard Through the Streets of NYC Because You’re Just As Bored As He Was

While the entire East Coast was stuck inside the house for the hundredth time in a month, Casey Neistat thought […]

Joe Buck’s Super Bowl Promo Is Hilariously Good

I had no idea New Yorkers hated Joe Buck. Or that Joe Buck looked down on New York City. 

This New York Strip Club Got a ‘Super Pole’ Just in Time for the Super Bowl

Go big or go home, right? Richard Sherman didn't get to the Super Bowl by aiming to be the NFL's fourteenth-best cornerback.

There’s a Place In Murray Hill Where You Can Play Pinball After Hitting the Bars

Scene: Murray Hill, Friday night, 1am. You've already drowned about four Natty Light pounders at Bro Js before heading to the Joshua Tree to hit

Babe and Bro Pull Off Fake Marriage Proposal Prank All Over New York City

A guy and a girl decided to fake propose all over New York City. 

Uber’s Surge Pricing Was So High Last Night That Everybody Died

Car company Uber was arrested today on charges of murder after everyone in New York City died last night due to its surge pricing. 

7 Ways Living in New York is Like Being a Teenager Again

Don't get me wrong, I love where I live... But this list about living in NYC is spot-on for every post-grad 20-something. Living in this city has a

The No Fun League Is Banning Tailgating Before This Year’s Super Bowl

The New York Super Bowl just got a little less fun for attendees. 

How Being Arrested for Marijuana Ruined a New York City Man’s Life

Think marijuana is becoming more tolerated on the road to political legalization? Not really in New York City, where simple possesion arrests are up thousands and

New York Now Has an All-Nugget Restaurant

Quick, how much do you love chicken nuggets?

Woman Takes a Selfie While Someone Tries to Commit Suicide In the Background

After millions of years of human evolution, this is the world we live in.  Yesterday someone threatened to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge in an apparent

Da’Quan Goes to Washington Square, Lets Them Know He’s That Get Money Type

When we last left our boy Da'Quan, he was hitting the college scene hard.

New Yorkers Make Grumpy Subway Conductors Laugh with Great Prank

It's a weird quirk you might notice if you're ever in New York waiting for a subway train: When the car comes in, its conductors, always, will

Hey, This Tower Doesn’t Look Safe

Midtown in New York City—specifically W. 57th Street—is in the midst of a luxury real estate boom. Four of America's tallest residential towers will all be built

Rather Than Buying ‘Bottles and Blow’ for His 25th Birthday, NYC Bro Buys $600 Worth of McDonalds

... And gives it all away to the underprivileged. Here's the story, sent to us via a tipster:  On October 8th, 2013, 25-year-old Joseph Perlson decided that