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How A Homeless 20-Something In NYC Survives By Picking Up Girls Every Night

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"Since there's 8 million people in this city, if you're not getting laid, you're an asshole.

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Basic Girls In NYC JUST CAN’T EVEN About SoulCycle Tribeca Closing For Three Weeks


The cold brew-sipping, yoga pants-wearing, avocado-toast eating basic girls of Manhattan are in full freak-out mode after popular spinning studio/fitness cult SoulCycle announced it is closing its doors at its Tribeca location for three weeks for renovations.

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Two 27-Year-Old NYC Girls Who Just Can’t Even Looking For Preppy Post-Grad Fratstar On Craigslist

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Attention NYC post-grad Bros: Are you 6 feet or taller, played lacrosse in college, work for a bank, wear half-zips, Ray-Bans Wayfarers, loafers, and Patagonia vests, know Bob Seger lyrics, and looking for a girlfriend now that the summer's over.

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VIDEO: Flying a Drone Over NYC’s Legendary 5 POINTZ Graffiti Mecca


RIP to one of the most iconic graffiti spots in the world.

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Man Traveling in West Africa May Have Just Brought Deadly Ebola Virus to New York City


Well, if the world is going to end via a deadly gastrointestinal virus, you KNEW it'd start festering in New York first, right.

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Reader Shares Story About the Time He Took a Shit in the Magnises Townhouse, Proving Card Membership Has Its Perks


Earlier this week I went on a minor tirade about Magnises, the fake credit card for entitled New York City brats that offers "exclusive perks" that seem pretty lame.

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How to Troll NYC Tourists In Double-Decker Buses


If you've ever walked through midtown Manhattan, you've probably been hassled by someone on the street to ride in a double-decker sightseeing bus.

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If You Live in NYC and Have This Exclusive Fake Credit Card, I Probably Hate You


As I've vented about in the past, the rich kids who clog Manhattan make it fucking unbearable at times.

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