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This Is What It Would Look Like If People Were Honest About Their New Year’s Resolutions


You're going to lose 10 pounds, get excited, then stop going to the gym and gain 20 back.

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Here’s Some Painfully Awkward Couple Photos That’ll Make You Realize Being Single For New Year’s Isn’t That Bad


New Year's Eve is on it's way, which means that your Facebook newsfeed is about to get blown up with statuses along the lines of "Omg I'm so single and I don't have anyone to kiss when the ball drops and I'm going to cry and die alone wah wah boo hoo forever alone blah.

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Madonna Owned a Gigantic Penis-Shaped Bong (PIC)


Would you expect her to smoke weed out of anything else.

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7 New Year’s resolutions everyone ends up breaking

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New Year's resolutions are a bigger joke than Tiger Woods' wedding vows.

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4 New Year’s Resolutions That We’ll Definitely Break


Brimming with unwarranted optimism, you’re looking forward to 2014, because 2013 is littered with highly-repressible memories of eating entire tubes of cookie dough and intercoursing several muffin-top-riddled bodies.

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Jose Canseco Listed 10 Utterly Insane New Year’s Resolutions on Twitter Last Night


Jose Canseco's life has taken a strange turn since the publication of his tell-all "Juiced," a book that got him blackballed from baseball, despite of, or maybe because, it was ultimately right about everything.


32 New Year’s Resolutions For NFL Teams


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