Tag Archives: New years

Madonna Owned a Gigantic Penis-Shaped Bong (PIC)

Would you expect her to smoke weed out of anything else? 

4 New Year’s Resolutions That We’ll Definitely Break

Brimming with unwarranted optimism, you’re looking forward to 2014, because 2013 is littered with highly-repressible memories of eating entire tubes of cookie dough and intercoursing

Things Everyone Hates About Christmas and New Years

I don't hate the holiday season. If I were to give it a score out of 10 it'd register around maybe a 5, tying with

Bro Scores Improbable New Years Eve Hook Up, Plus a Guy Claims to Have ‘Simba’d’ a Chick

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Jose Canseco Listed 10 Utterly Insane New Year’s Resolutions on Twitter Last Night

Jose Canseco's life has taken a strange turn since the publication of his tell-all "Juiced," a book that got him blackballed from baseball, despite of,

32 New Year’s Resolutions For NFL Teams

The NFL regular season is over. Twelve teams have played themselves into the playoffs and 20 have begun to make tee times. All told, it