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The New Orleans Hornets Should Change Their Name to ________ ?

The New Orleans Hornets are expected to change their name to the New Orleans Pelicans. We thought we liked that move, but now we’re not

The New Orleans Hornets Will Apparently Be the New Orleans Pelicans

You know what’s crazy? Every single new nickname sounds terrible and cheesy while we just blindly accept existing ones. So, with that in mind, New

A Look Back Shows NBA Draft Lottery Has Been Rigged For Foreva-eva

The NBA-owned New Orleans Hornets won the league's draft lottery last night, securing both the top pick and extra eyebrow hair.  If you read the

Samuel L. Jackson Introduced the New Orleans Hornets

The New Orleans Hornets want you to know that they are relevant, dammit. Why else would they be ushering in Hollywood heavyweights to

Jason Smith Flagrantly Fouls/Checks Blake Griffin

Nobody wants to be in Blake Griffin's highlight reel or poster, but Jason Smith made sure that he would not be dunked on

Will Ferrell Did the Lineup Announcements at Last Night’s Bulls-Hornets Game

Last night was 80s tribute night in New Orleans and Will Ferrell took center stage to announce the lineups for the Bulls-Hornets game.