If the 2015 Dodge Charger Hellcat doesn't warm your heart and conjure images of the Founding Fathers riding into battle on the wings of bald eagles, raining bags of tea as hell fire down upon the heads of the Red Coats, well I think you might not be as American as you once thought you were.
Leading the charge against ISIS is Rupert Murdoch's very own cable news network FOX, and what we see here is purportedly an video used at FOX News for internal training purposes.
Let it be known: On this day, November 13th, 2014, that 'Dave from Amazon' has my official nomination for 'Bro King of Amazon' after writing the most patriotic Amazon review of all-time.
These two dudes roadtripping their way through Death Valley were shocked when they pulled over to take a photo of the canyon and were subsequently treated to an F18 air show.
I'm not sure if we're all supposed to know who T-Bird is, but I'll be damned if I won't remember his name after this incredible display.
Once again, the 4th of July is upon us and with that comes the responsibility of celebrating this most patriotic of holidays in a fashion befitting the grandeur of this great American nation.
I'll tell you what, if I wasn't already getting that spine tingling freedom sensation from the 4th of July tomorrow then this video put me over the edge.
Americans buy over $1 billion worth of beer for the 4th of July, but not all freedom juice is created equally.