Tag Archives: Morning headlines

The Most Overrated MLB Players, The Smurfs Are Racist, Dr. Death is Dead and It’s National Donut Day

 

Here are your Morning Headlines:
 
  • MLB: 185 current players were

More Blake Lively Leaked, Ricky Rubio Signs with Timberwolves, and Tornadoes Hit Massachusetts

Here are your Morning Headlines:

  • NSFW: The hacker who stole Blake Lively's nekked photos leaked 17 more. And

20 Things You May Have Missed While Partying Over Memorial Day Weekend

Hopefully your Memorial Day weekend wasn't quite as eventful as ours. Nonetheless, a lot of stuff

Is ‘Hangover 2’ That Bad?, P*rn Company Wants Old Sheen Mansion, and Bin Laden Raid Becomes a Movie

 
Here are your Morning Headlines:
 
  • Movies: Critics continue to rape "Hangover 2." Someone call Stabler and Benson. [

Lean Pockets Packaging, Pay-Pal Offering College Kids Money to Drop Out, and a Bench-Clearing Brawl

Here are your Morning Headlines:

  • WTF!?: The brains of Lean Pockets' marketing team might have been shook during

Americans Waste Billions in Vacation Time and Facebook Wants Young Children to Have Profiles

Here are your Morning Headlines:

  • Career: In 2010, Americans gave up 448 million unused vacation days, or $67.5 billion

Rapture Rescheduled, Sony’s Multi-Billion Loss, and the Curse of Wrestlemania 7

 
Here are your Morning Headlines:
 
  • End of World: Rapture guru Harold Camping has allowed God to file an

Joakim Noah Yells Slur at Heat Fan (Video) and Anna Kournikova Coming to Prime Time T.V.

Here are your Morning Headlines:

  • Tragic: Huge twister on Sunday night kills 89 people in Missouri City. [

Ashton is Officially Half a Man, Tiger Ousted From Top 10, and Viagra Might Cause Hearing Loss

 
Here are your Morning Headlines: 
 
  • Hollywood: Ashton Kutcher makes first public appearance with Charlie's ex-trolls. [Daily

Arnold’s Mistress Revealed and Crazy Mother Runs Over Her Own Daughter (Video)

 
Here are your Morning Headlines:
 
  • Schwarzenegger: Arnold's mistress wasn't a staffer, she was the family dog. Woof. [

Man Eats 25,000th Big Mac, NYC is Full of Narcissists, and More Bin Laden News

 
Here are your Morning Headlines:
 
  • WTF!?: Man to eat his 25,000th Big Mac. Like a hoss. [Huff

ESPN’s Book Tells All, Educated Women Becoming Prostitutes, and Hawking Ends the Heaven Debate

ESPN Book

 
Here are your Morning Headlines: 
 
  • Sports: There were tons of furious egos behind the rise of SportsCenter. [

Ashton Kutcher Replacing Charlie Sheen and Minnesota is the Official State of Hipsters

 
Here are your Morning Headlines: 
  • Showbiz: Ashton Kutcher to replace Charlie Sheen on "Two

Tiger Woods Withdraws From The Players Championship After 9 Holes

 
Here are your Morning Headlines:
  • Golf: Thanks to Tiger Woods withdrawing (he was 6-over after nine holes), now heavy-toothed

A Machine that Gives BJs (Video), Bree Olson in Playb*y, and Arnold Takes a Man-Trip

 
Here are your Morning Headlines:
  • Babes: Bree Olson will pose for Playboy. Finally, we have a place to see

Strip Club Honors Rodman, Texas Loves Concealed Weapons, and Triple-Double Oreos

Here are your Morning Headlines:

  • Awesome: Dennis Rodman

Obama Talks Osama, Canada’s Open-Air Urinals, and Job Interview Tips

 
Here are your Morning Headlines:
  • Awesome: Canada introduces an open-air urinal because free health

Sl*tWalks, Gary Williams Retires, Jerry Seinfeld.com, and Will Ferrell Juggles Without Balls (Video)

 
Here are some of Today's Headlines:
  • Basketball: Gary Williams to retire from the University of Maryland [

Check Out the Bin-Laden-is-Dead Front Pages of the Nation’s Newspapers

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For today's Morning Headlines,

Crystal Meth Found in Sneakers; Obama Releases Birth Certificate; Sword Fight Video

Drug Bust SneakersHere are this morning's top news headlines:

  • Drugs: 10 drug couriers were found

Grizz Up 3-1; Cutler Proposes to Cavallari; Paint-Huffing Mugshot

Kristin Cavallari Bikini

Here are this morning's top news headlines:

  • NBA: The Grizzlies are up 3-1 on the Spurs after blowing out San Antonio

Gang Member Tattoos Murder On Himself, British Girls Win Binge Drinking, and More Ugly Hookers

 
Here are your morning headlines:
  • This just in: Young British chicks sweat out more booze than you consume. Pussy.

Will Ferrell on ‘The Office,’ Diddy’s Outlandish Demands, and Age Kills

 
Here are your morning headlines: 
  • WTF!?: 114-year old man relinquished title of world's oldest man...the moment he died.

Beer is Better Than Water for Hydration, Bald Celebs are Trending, and Philly is Sexually Generous

 
Here are your Morning Headlines:
 
  • Fitness: Study suggests that beer, not water, will rehydrate you faster after a workout.

Jennifer Lopez Named ‘World’s Most Beautiful Woman’; Hayden Panettiere Spills All

Jennifer Lopez

Here are this morning's top news headlines…

  • Hollywood: People Magazine has named Jennifer Lopez the "World's Most Beautiful Woman." [People]
  • Science:

Dodgers, Giants Come Together; Japan Crisis at Level 7; Jumbo Jet Clips Plane at JFK

A380 Collides Planes

Here are this morning's top news headlines:

  • Japan: The assessment of the nuclear disaster in Japan has been raised to a

Government Shutdown Looms as Budget Talks Stall on Abortion Financing; Joe Francis Cleared in Suit

SF Paris Plane Video Northern Lights

Here are this morning's top news headlines:

  • Washington: Another day of intense negotiations between Democrats and Republicans failed

Nonchalant Pilot Lands Plane on Beach — Just Like He Saw On ‘Flying Wild Alaska’

Pilot Lands Rockaway Beach

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  • Washington: A deadline for a budget agreement is nearing as lawmakers in Washington

Inspections Ordered on 737s; Gauguin Painting Attacker Calls Artist ‘Evil’; Tsunami Dog Reunion

Susan Burns Mugshot GauguinHere are this morning's top news headlines:

  • Travel: The FAA is ordering

Elizabeth Taylor Dies; Bonds Admits to Using Steroids, Sort Of; Insane NBA Dunk (Video)

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Here are this morning's top news headlines:

  • RIP: Elizabeth Taylor, who won two Academy Awards and made more than 50 films, has

Pearl Fired; Warplane Crashes in Libya; Rebecca Black a Millionaire

Russian Soldiers Avalanche

Here are this morning's headlines...

  • Libya: An American warplane crashed in Libya because of mechanical failure; the crew was recovered safely.

AT&T to Buy T-Mobile; Libya Air Assaults Continue; Soccer Goal Goes Through Net

Soccer Goal Lucas Piazon Through Net

Here are this morning's top news headlines...

  • Business: AT&T plans to buy T-Mobile USA for $39 billion, creating

Celebs’ Emails Hacked; Libya Ceasefire?; Spaghetti-Sparked Subway Fight (Video)

Spaghetti Eating Subway Fight

Here are the (belated) morning headlines:

  • Hollywood: More than 50

U.S. Says Radiation Danger is Great; SAT Question Puzzles; Candice Swanepoel Photoshopped

Candice SwanepoelHere are this morning's top news headlines:

  • Japan: United States officials sounded

Second Reactor May Have Ruptured; Kyrie Irving to Return; Bahrain Protestor Shot Point Blank (Video)

Kyrie Irving

Here are this morning's top news headlines:

  • Japan: A second reactor at the Fukushima plant may

Japan Nuclear Reactors Near Catastrophe; Markets Tumble; A Very Excited Nets Fan

Nets Fan Very Excited Win

Here are this morning's top headlines:

  • Japan: The badly damaged nuclear reactors are on the verge of a Chernobyl-like

Nuclear Meltdown Possible in Japan; Usher and Ex Have Sex Tape; Hipster Bear Trap in NYC

Tameka Foster Sex Tape

Here are this morning's top news headlines:

  • Japan: The situation at the nuclear power plants is getting increasingly worse: after

Tsunami Alerts, iPad 2 Hits the Shelves, Jessica Biel is Single, and Jon Cryer is a Troll (Video)

 

Here are your morning headlines: 
 
  • Earthquake: Early reports are saying that hundreds

Sheen Loses Children, Gains Twitter Followers; NFL Players Win Big; iPad 2 Coming Today

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Here are this morning's top news headlines:

  • Winning? Charlie