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In an alternate universe, Mitt Romney is president of these United States and not spending his free time pressing hot iron against his skin and
This man was almost president. Go firmly in the direction of your dreams, kids. Almost anything is possible.
First there was the alleged "riot" at Ole Miss with racial slurs, burning signs and students throwing rocks at cars. Now there are reports of an
So last night may not have gone well for you if you voted for Mitt Romney. And today, you may still be sitting there in
Well, the election is over. I have no idea what the results will mean for our country over the next clip of time, but I
Bad Lip Reading delivered some of the funniest political videos of the year. And while you could be filling your head with election results starting
This is one of the stragest things I've ever watched. A recent halftime show at Beaumont Central Medical Magnet in Texas featured Mitt Romney in a
Allegedly! As spotted at the tippy-top of Reddit today. Real? Fake? We'll see... Anyone else have voting issues today? Let us know in the comments.
It’s 2012 and our attention spans have never been shorter. This is the obvious byproduct: A political ad so fragmented that it makes zero sense
Don't shoot the messenger, but tomorrow night's South Park episode is called "Obama Wins!" I hope I didn't spoil anything for anyone.
It's the most important day in a democracy: Election Day! If you haven't cast your ballot yet, what the hell are you waiting for? After
Well, Fox News should have a field day with this one.
It seems every celebrity is rushing to make their presidential endorsement. For the most part, we ignore these because, honestly, who cares who Paris Hilton
Everyone has to make a living somehow, right?
Goddamn it, Meatloaf. I’ve supported you through thick and thin because of your awesome name and CD art and this is how you repay me?
This should just about wrap up the parodies of the final debate—but luckily, it's a quality video.
A nice, healthy serving of WTF for the day.
We can all use a break from politics right about now, right? Last night both Presidential candidates took a night off the campaign trail to
Barack Obama got the coveted Jay-Z endorsement + viral video the other day, but methinks Mitt Romney could take advantage of this guy and really
Tuesday night’s presidential debate was pretty contentious and entertaining. If Mitt Romney’s eldest son, Tagg, had his way, it would have spawned the greatest televised
Hello Americans. I'm Mitt Romney your next president. You know what I did this morning? I asked my servant, Miguel, to make me crushed orange
OK, this takes a pretty interesting turn around the two-minute mark. At first it just seems like an older gentleman with pleasant facial hair singing
Wahooo! It's another debate night, which means another evening of casual workday boozing infront of the TV. You slob! Before we get started, just ask
"It's simple...We kill the Big Bird."
For years now, "Sesame Street" has insiduously indoctrinated our country's youth, teaching them the philosophies of Mao, Lenin, and Marx under the guise of Cookie
Siimy, yet satisfying? Too soon?
Not going to say a lot here, you can formulate your own opinions. This probably isn't going to sway anyone's voting choice on election day,
During last Wednesday's Presidential debate, Republican candidate Mitt Romney made it clear that if he's elected president, Big Bird may be in for some trouble.
Want to know why Snoop Dogg is voting for Barack Obama? It's pretty simple: According to his pro-con list that he threw up on Instagram, it's because
Powerful image here. The greatest "Friday Night Lights" reference of all time seems to explain why Romney dominated President Obama in the debates on Wednesday
Jim Lehrer got a lot of crap for his job moderating the debate last night (the peanut gallery of Twitter was particuarly rough), but we
Mitt Romney and Barack Obama traded verbal jabs in the first presidential debate last night. Unless you were playing our drinking game, your interest probably
Did you look at your calendar lately? It's October. That means the 2012 Presidential election is just a short five weeks away. Tonight kicks off
Today, Slate started up a promising series that will animate the entire 2012 election in the style of Mortal Kombat. Mortal Kombat, of course, being
So Samuel L. Jackson is a big 'ol Obama lover. Wants us all to wake the f*ck up and see how horrible Mitt Romney is.
Who doesn’t want to pop those suckers open when you’re flying at 38,000 feet, the temperature outside is -100 degrees and the cabin is too
Tumblenation has been kind to us this week. First we had 'Smokin' Jay Cutler,' and now this undeniable winner. It appears that the fun is
Maybe you missed it while your were thirsty Thursday boozing, but NBC aired a brand-new "SNL" election season special on Thursday evening. The timing counldn't
For the premiere of its TWENTY FOURTH season, the Simpsons have decided to take a crack at the easily mockable United States Government. Despite the
Remember that thing Mitt Romney said at an orgy-loving hedge fund manager's private fundraiser that everyone just keeps talking about? With six weeks left until