Tag Archives: Miami dolphins

Richie Incognito Reportedly Smashed His Ferrari With a Baseball Bat

Stay hot, Richie.

Richie Incognito Is Saying Some Extremely Fucked Up Things on Twitter About Jonathan Martin Right Now

Not sure what this below accomplishes. Probably something he should have kept private. FACT: Jonathan Martin told me he thought [...]

The Miami Dolphins Just Had a Field Goal Derp for the Ages

BOINK! BOINK BOINK BOINK

Sports Media Is Obsessed with Scandals, and It’s Bullshit

After watching my 200th SportsCenter hit about Richie Incognito, it hit me: How the fuck did it come to this? I’m not talking about the actual

Watch Racist Ass Richie Incognito Say He’s Not a Racist

I could say I'm not a white, American, adult male, but that doesn't make it true. 

‘The Daily Show’ Hilariously Takes on the Miami Dolphins Bullying Fiasco

As with most sports "news" stories that don't actually take place on the field, you're probably really, really tired of the Richie Incognito-Jonathan Martin fiasco.

Richie Incognito Also Likes Sticking His Dick on Unwilling Women (Allegedly)

When it rains, it pours. Pours out like the water from a water bottle squeezed out on the face of a charity volunteer by an NFL lineman

Here’s Richie Incognito Dropping N-Bomb’s, Cursing and Stomping Around a Bar

I'm starting to think Richie Incognito might have some anger issues. 

Richie Incognito Seems Like a Real Piece of Work

Things are escalating in Miami. The Dolphins organization just suspended Richie Incognito for "conduct detrimental to the team," and the starting guard faces review by

Richie Incognito Went Off On Adam Schefter This Morning

The Miami Dolphins' Richie Incognito has been at the center of a lot of speculative reports this past week. 

We Won’t Go AWOL After the Week 9 Survivor and Thursday Night NFL Picks

Last week was not a good one for this guy’s ability to pick games, but apparently I’m doing a lot better than Miami Dolphins offensive

Who Dat Say Dey Gonna Knit at the Saints Game?

Hey, lady, the action is the other way. Luckily for her, tickets to NFL games in football-crazy cities like New Orleans are very affordable and

Monday Night Drinking Game: Miami Dolphins vs. New Orleans Saints

Miami Dolphins and New Orleans Saints. Football and beer. Beer and football. You and this game. Fun and memories. Let’s deux it. 

Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Cover ‘Blurred Lines’ While Wearing Bikinis

Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkle!

Houston Texans’ Antonio Smith Swung a Helmet at Richie Incognito’s Face

Houston Texas defensive lineman Antonio Smith will likely be in some hot water after losing his cool Saturday during his team’s preseason game against the

This is the Sexiest NFL Birthday Cake You’ll Ever See

Miami Dolphins cornerback Brent Grimes recently celebrated his 30th birthday. His party was not held at the workplace because it was very NSFW. Well, the

Wearing Nothing But Bikinis the Sizzling Hot Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Cover ‘22’ By Taylor Swift

What the hell is going on today? Are all NFL teams (the ones with cheerleaders, anyway) going to put out a video of their babes

This Might Be the New Miami Dolphins Logo

The rumor mill is swirling. Would it be an upgrade from their current cartoonish logo?

Frank Gore Wore an Incredible Sweatshirt With a Dead Dolphin on It

San Francisco 49ers running back Frank Gore had time to make a special t-shirt for his game yesterday against the Miami Dolphins and it was

Here Are Your Week 11 NFL Picks, Served With a Side of Laughs

I’m taking a break from the strongly opinionated openings this week because there are times we all need a laugh. (Just ask Jets fans. All

The Life and Times of the AFC East, Plus the Thursday Night Pick

It’s been good to be a Patriots fan over the last decade. They’ve won eight division titles in that span and haven’t had that much

Miami Dolphins Fan Displays World’s Worst Tattoo As Team Gets Routed

I really hate the 1972 Miami Dolphins. They band together like a bunch of assholes anytime someone threatens to go undefeated and actively root against

Miami Dolphins Team Plane Suffers a Few Hard Knocks

Could have been worse. Could have been much, much worse.

Ryan Tannehill Doesn’t Know What Division Any NFL Team Is In

HBO’s thrilling show “Hard Knocks” peels back the curtain to show us some of the inner machinations of an NFL football team. Part of that

Dolphins Fan Gets Team Logo Tattooed on His Head As His Eeyore Neck Tattoo Looks On

I'm 100% more interested in learning how and why he got a Eeyore tattoo on his neck than I am to learn why he got

Watch Chad Johnson Get Cut by Miami Dolphins Coach Joe Philbin on ‘Hard Knocks’

The universe is just piling it on Chad Johnson. Not only has this last week been devastating on every level imaginable for him, now, thanks to

Miami Dolphins Release Chad Johnson After Condom Fight Leads to Arrest

Chad Johnson’s time with the Miami Dolphins is a thing of the past. The team let him go after he was arrested for

Chad Ochocinco No Longer Exists

Chad Ochocinco has eight-sixed his unusual and technically inaccurate Spanish surname. The verbose wide receiver and OCNN media mogul changed back to Chad

HBO Releases a Trailer for ‘Hard Knocks’ with the Miami Dolphins

Set to premiere just a few weeks away, HBO finally released a trailer to get us all amped for another season of "Hard Knocks." We

The Taiwanese Animators Claim Actual New England Patriots Executed Chad Ochocinco

The Taiwanese animators have focused their efforts on documenting the Miami Dolphins’ signing of wide receiver and human mouth Chad Ochocinco or whatever his legal

The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders Win the ‘Call Me Maybe’ Contest

Yes, we’ve posted too many “Call Me Maybe” videos. So has everyone else. But are you really going to complain about this one?

Jason Taylor’s Last NFL Locker Room Speech Is Heartwarming

On Sunday Jason Taylor played his last NFL game with the Miami Dolphins, bringing the Jets' tumultuous season to a screeching halt. After

Miami Dolphins Fan KOs Another Dude in the Sun Life Parking Lot with a Really Dirty Sucker Punch

This parking lot fight at Miami's Sun Life Stadium was dugg up on Monday by A.I. over at Guyism and it

Watch An Intentionally-Bad Employee Recruitment Commercial for the Miami Dolphins

We're going into Week 9 and "Sucks for Luck" is still the best thing the Miami Dolphins have going for them. So, one

Here’s a Depressed Dolphin Fan’s Parody Song, ‘We Didn’t Stop Tim Tebow’

Do you realize how much of an epic collapse you have to have for one of your fans to go through the work

VIDEO: The Crowd Goes Wild When a Raiders Fan Rocks a Loudmouth Dolphins Fan with One Punch

Yesterday I posted a douchy e-mail from Pittsburgh resident Devin about his