understanding women

9 things you should never say to a woman

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In the long, storied history of relationships, man has said all manner of stupid shit that has resulted in his lady locking herself in the bathroom all night long while he pounds on the door for an hour before drinking his troubles away.

rules

New Rules for Women

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I like the folks over at Jezebel.

Women

10 Things We Will Never Understand About Women

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Women — see, I’ve written one word and I’m already afraid for my penis’s future — are homo sapiens, yet sometimes their behaviors and decisions suggest they actually may be extraterrestrial beings sent here to compromise our peaceful existence with their perfectly tempting physique and their soft-spoken, gentle nature.