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Apparently There Was A Shitton Wrong With ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)’

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Megan Fox may still be one of the sexiest women on the planet (as evidenced by these bikini pics), but even she couldn't save the 2014 reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie from the scalpels of the folks over at CinemaSins.

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DAMN! Megan Fox Looks Hotter Now In A Bikini Than Even Before

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As I was perusing Twitter today I came across a tweet that read: "@meganfox in Bikini on the Beach in Hawaii.

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Megan Fox Wearing Nothing But A Bra And Panties Is Never A Bad Thing

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Last month Megan Fox appeared in a rather odd and kind of sexy photo that showed her in a little white nightie covered in blood next to a bald James Franco.

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This Photo Of Megan Fox And James Franco Is Just Fucking Weird

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So I saw this photo last night of Megan Fox in a bloody dress sitting next to a totally creepy perved-out-looking bald James Franco on Instagram and it took me until now to realize that I am probably never going to know the context of it.

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Megan Fox threw out a first pitch in South Korea, expect war any day now

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Megan Fox is in South Korea (one of our allies, for now) promoting Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and if Megan's previous track record is any indication she's about 10 seconds from saying something really stupid.

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Megan Fox Was Looking HOT Playing Pictionary with Wiz Khalifa on Jimmy Fallon

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Megan Fox is too busy promoting Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and playing Pictionary on TV shows to have sex with her husband right now.

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Megan Fox played Pictionary with Jimmy Fallon, Nick Cannon and Wiz Khalifa

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While not exactly the Algonquin Round Table, Megan Fox teaming up with Nick Cannon to play Pictionary versus Jimmy Fallon and Wiz Khalifa was still very entertaining.

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Megan Fox Doesn’t Have Time to Have Sex with Her Husband

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Don't worry, Brian: We know another girl named "April O'Neil" you can watch when you're feeling lonely.

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Megan Fox isn’t getting any sex, at all

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Perhaps the fact that Megan Fox isn't getting laid explains why she keeps doing interviews where she says some of the dumbest things imaginable.

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Megan Fox says ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’ haters can ‘f-ck off’

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Megan Fox still doesn't get that she needs to STOP TALKING as once again she blasted anyone who doesn't like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by telling them to "f-ck off.


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