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This 14-Year-Old Is Intentionally Getting Hockey Penalties So He Can Masturbate In The Penalty Box

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While I’d love to sit here and regale you with stories about how I used to whack it everywhere when I was a 14-year-old boy, I not only lack the proper equipment but even if I did, for some reason I feel like I’d have the discretion to NOT masturbate during youth hockey games.

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You won’t believe where this guy got busted masturbating

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A man in Tulsa, Oklahoma was booked on two counts of indecent exposure after witnesses reported that he was masturbating in the middle of somewhere you'd certainly not expect.

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Guy arrested for ‘aggresively masturbating’ while driving down Florida highway

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  A Florida man was arrest on Interstate 95 for aggressively masturbating and what other type of masturbating is there.

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Hi, My Name Is David and Last Week I F*cked a Bunch of Japanese Sex Toys

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Up until seven days ago, I'd never stuck my dick inside anything other than a woman.

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6 Bizarre Ways to Stop Yourself From Masturbating

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For the benefit of those wankerati and the just plain curious, I figured I'd check out some of the anti-jiggletime suggestions and try them out myself, see if they worked.

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Guyism Speed Round for August 12

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In today's Guyism Speed Round, Chet Siegel discusses a man who put puppies in his pants and why you should close your curtains if you're masturbating near a window.

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Japanese Bro Loses Nine Pounds Through ‘Masturbation Diet’

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Why get a gym membership when you can just burn weight by jerking off.

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Philly Bros: I Hope You’re All Heading to This Masturbate-A-Thon

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Philadelphia's first Masturbate-a-Thon began Wednesday -- to mark this beginning of National Masturbation Month -- but won't finish until May 27, Philadelphia Magazine reports.


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