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Pornhub Released Which Countries Finish Fastest And You’ll Never Guess Who Takes The Longest (Those Commie Bastards)

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Did you know that most people in the United States finish masturbating between 9 and 10:60 after they’ve started.

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This School Janitor Has Spent The Last 2 Weeks On A Roof Jerking Off While Staring Into People’s Windows

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Can you imagine waking up early every morning just so you can go masturbate on top of some roof somewhere.

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The Most Awkward Story Of The Day Is About The Guy Who Got Caught Furiously Jerking It By A Burglar Robbing His House

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Why shell out for a household security system when you can just make burglars really uncomfortable by jerking off in front of them.

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This 14-Year-Old Is Intentionally Getting Hockey Penalties So He Can Masturbate In The Penalty Box

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While I’d love to sit here and regale you with stories about how I used to whack it everywhere when I was a 14-year-old boy, I not only lack the proper equipment but even if I did, for some reason I feel like I’d have the discretion to NOT masturbate during youth hockey games.

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You won’t believe where this guy got busted masturbating

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A man in Tulsa, Oklahoma was booked on two counts of indecent exposure after witnesses reported that he was masturbating in the middle of somewhere you'd certainly not expect.

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Guy arrested for ‘aggresively masturbating’ while driving down Florida highway

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  A Florida man was arrest on Interstate 95 for aggressively masturbating and what other type of masturbating is there.


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