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Here’s March Sadness 2015: All The Heartache And Tears From The NCAA Tournament

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The dirty little secret about March Madness is that only one team emerges with happiness.

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Jimmy Fallon’s Adorable Puppies: Michigan State Will Win The National Championship

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Jimmy Fallon continued his tradition of having puppies predict major sporting events last night and the canines proved they're wise beyond their years by selecting Michigan State.

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U. Of Michigan Alum Could Win $1M On Michigan State In NCAA Tourney, Is World’s Worst Sports Fan

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Derek Stevens is a University of Michigan alumnus and wealthy Las Vegas businessman.

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Bro Repeatedly Dunks All Over His Girlfriend In Greatest Target Shopping Trip Ever

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Qias Omar loves basketball and he REALLY love March Madness so rather than whine about going shopping with his girlfriend at Target he brought along a plastic ball so he could perform highlight reel moves on her and her shopping cart.

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Hooters Is Serving Up Wings Wrapped In BACON And Smothered In Daytona Sauce For The Final Four

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For the rest of March Madness Hooters is offering up the best wings in the world wrapped in bacon and then smothered in their signature Daytona sauce, so if you're looking for me I'll be at Hooters from now until the Championship Game on April 6th.

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Jimmy Kimmel Trolled A Bunch Of Dummies Into Giving Opinions On Fake March Madness News

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Jimmy Kimmel's periodic segment called "Lie Witness News" might be the easiest way he ever gets cheap laughs because he just leaves it up to the idiots of the world to spout nonsense they know nothing about.

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Kentucky Fan Gets ’40-0, National Champs’ Tat, Has Lame Backup Plan For When The Wildcats Implode

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The tournament hadn't even kicked off when this University of Kentucky Über fan got his '40-0, National Champs' tattoo.

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March Madness Special! Get A Vasectomy And Receive A Free Pizza + SI Swimsuit Issue

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A urologist from New Orleans is offering up a 'March Madness' special for any men looking to get a scalpel-free vasectomy.

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Dayton Player Dyshawn Pierre’s Shorts Fall Down, Create ‘One Flashing Moment’

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The real games haven't even started yet and we may have our most memorable moment of the 2015 NCAA Tournament thanks to Dayton's Dyshawn Pierre.

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Nearly Two Dozen Arrested In NCAA Tournament Gambling Sting Because Betting On March Madness Is Illegal, People

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Because people gambling on March Madness and the NCAA Tournament should obviously be a TOP priority for police, 23 people were arrested in a gambling sting in Alpharetta, Georgia on Monday night.

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John Oliver Explains Why The NCAA Is Pure EVIL On ‘Last Week Tonight’

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John Oliver is very, very good at destroying, absolutely eviscerating, ripping new assholes, brilliantly shitting on, crapping on, spanking, and straight-up hating.

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Adidas Unveils March Madness Uniforms For Eight Schools And The Shorts All Look Stupid

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It would be pretty unreasonable to ask Adidas schools to play March basketball in their regular uniforms, so the company is outfitting them with retro-inspired looks for meaningful hoops.


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