I had no idea Madonna used to get it on with Tupac.
Madonna fall down.
Right out of the gate, during his episode of TLC's My Strange Addiction, this guy -- Adam -- admits that he's had 18 surgeries and has spent over $175,000 to look like and emulate the style of Madonna.
So did you escape without having to see Fifty Shades of Grey this Valentine's weekend.
Apparently this year's fashion go-to for the 2015 Grammys was showing off as much cleavage as possible.
Madonna's butt is not as good as her boobs.
I applaud Madonna for still being relevant despite being approximately 500 years old at this point in her career, but it might just be time to, I dunno…stop.
Madonna just won't quit.
Getting old < Not getting old.
Justin Timblerlake took to Twitter over the weekend to wish Madonna a happy 94th birthday* when he erred and referred to her as his "mother chucking ninja.