Tag Archives: Lottery

The 12 Stages of Playing the Lottery

Like the rest of you morons, I donated to the Human Stupidity Fund by purchasing a Powerball ticket in advance of Saturday’s near-record prize. And

Look at This F*cking Guy

This guy. This guy!

Please Stop Sharing That Fake Picture of the Winning Powerball Ticket on Facebook

There's a pretty good chance that you've seen the picture above by now. At writing, it's been shared over 290,000 times on Facebook. Why? The

Here’s Video of One of the Powerball Winners Realizing He Just Won Nearly $300 Million

What you're about to see is footage taken at a gas station in Upper Marlboro, Maryland that captures the moment a construction worker realizes he's

What Would You Do if You Win Tonight’s Powerball Lottery?

Tonight’s Powerball jackpot is worth more than $500 million. That, friends, is a lot of nose clams. We aren’t going to win. You aren’t going

Watch a Guy Win a $250,000 Lottery Scratch-Off Ticket Live on TV

This story is as nice as the audio for the first five seconds of the video is bad.

Massachusetts Guy Gets Dumped by Girlfriend, Wins $30.5 Million in Lottery

Breakups suck. You put in time, effort, and you feel like you have a connection with someone, only to watch it all come apart. And

6 Things I’d Do With Tonight’s Mega Millions Jackpot

Today, like countless other stupid Americans who don’t understand the probability fallacy, I bought a Mega Millions ticket. Between Magic buying the Dodgers for two

Guy Wins $50,000 Thanks to Genius Super Bowl Safety Bet

Even with 50-1 odds, everyone probably laughed at Benjamin Lyons when he bet $1,000 the first scoring play of the Super Bowl would be a

Watch a Canadian Sportscaster Win a $2 Million Lottery Live on the Air

Meet Barry Deley, a Canadian TV sportscaster who found out that he just won a $2 million lottery from his own colleagues live