9 Things Guys Do That Would Be Weird If Girls Did Them

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Not gonna lie, I do 6 of these 9 things which I think legally qualifies me as 2/3rds “Man.


The Best Accidental Photobomb Of The Year Involves Some Guy’s Dick And An Unaware Couple At A Restaurant


Intentional photobombs are fun, sure…but the unintentional ones are where the gold is really at.

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This NSFW Video Is Of A Little Girl Who Made A ‘Dolphin On Wheels’ Out Of Play-Doh…Or Is It A Throbbing Green Cock?


Little kids are beautifully innocent and naive creatures who don't know the difference between a giant purple dildo and a lightsaber, which typically leads to them running around swinging their mom's dildo throughout the house screaming about how the force is with them.


This Story About A Guy Getting Poo Blasted In The Face When Piercing Someone’s Asshole Is Why You Go To College, Kids


Not everyone can afford college and that’s perfectly fine, but college typically = a better life / career.

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A Tourist In New York City Made Up His Own ‘Humans Of New York’ Story And It’s 100x Better Than The Actual Stories


While the Humans of New York blog can be occasionally inspiring, more often than that it’s several beautiful shades of dumb dumb and dumber.


Watching This Australian Game Show Contestant Get The World’s Easiest Question Wrong Will Make You Feel Like A Genius


Now I like to think of myself as a moderately intelligent person, but I got this question wrong too.

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Watch This Bride Riding A Horse Eat Shit In Her Wedding Dress After The Horse Throws Her Face-First Into The Ground


  Your wedding is supposed to be one of the happiest days of your life, which would explain why so many people have 2, 3 or even 4 or 5 weddings in their lifetimes.


This Angry Letter From A Little Girl To The Tooth Fairy Is The Most Wonderfully Bitchtastic Thing I’ve Read Today


Have you ever wondered if your girl is a HBIC, or for those of you who are uninitiated in the ways of the HBIC, “Head Bitch In Charge”.


Here Are 28 Things You Said 10 Years Ago That Make Zero Sense Today


Remember when you had a top 8 on Myspace, or when people even used Myspace to begin with.

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