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9 Things Guys Do That Would Be Weird If Girls Did Them

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Not gonna lie, I do 6 of these 9 things which I think legally qualifies me as 2/3rds “Man.

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The Best Accidental Photobomb Of The Year Involves Some Guy’s Dick And An Unaware Couple At A Restaurant

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Intentional photobombs are fun, sure…but the unintentional ones are where the gold is really at.

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This NSFW Video Is Of A Little Girl Who Made A ‘Dolphin On Wheels’ Out Of Play-Doh…Or Is It A Throbbing Green Cock?

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Little kids are beautifully innocent and naive creatures who don't know the difference between a giant purple dildo and a lightsaber, which typically leads to them running around swinging their mom's dildo throughout the house screaming about how the force is with them.

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This Story About A Guy Getting Poo Blasted In The Face When Piercing Someone’s Asshole Is Why You Go To College, Kids

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Not everyone can afford college and that’s perfectly fine, but college typically = a better life / career.

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A Tourist In New York City Made Up His Own ‘Humans Of New York’ Story And It’s 100x Better Than The Actual Stories

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While the Humans of New York blog can be occasionally inspiring, more often than that it’s several beautiful shades of dumb dumb and dumber.

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Watching This Australian Game Show Contestant Get The World’s Easiest Question Wrong Will Make You Feel Like A Genius

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Now I like to think of myself as a moderately intelligent person, but I got this question wrong too.

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Watch This Bride Riding A Horse Eat Shit In Her Wedding Dress After The Horse Throws Her Face-First Into The Ground

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  Your wedding is supposed to be one of the happiest days of your life, which would explain why so many people have 2, 3 or even 4 or 5 weddings in their lifetimes.

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This Angry Letter From A Little Girl To The Tooth Fairy Is The Most Wonderfully Bitchtastic Thing I’ve Read Today

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Have you ever wondered if your girl is a HBIC, or for those of you who are uninitiated in the ways of the HBIC, “Head Bitch In Charge”.

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Here Are 28 Things You Said 10 Years Ago That Make Zero Sense Today

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Remember when you had a top 8 on Myspace, or when people even used Myspace to begin with.

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Watch This Little Kid Accidentally Shave His Entire Head And Wind Up Looking Balder Than Mr. Clean

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Little kids do little kid shit, and for that I don’t question this kid’s lack of motive for shaving his head at all.

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This Is What It’s Like To Have A Short Attention Span

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Do you sit in class and randomly begin to think about stuff.

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10 Weird Things Guys Do To One-Up Each Other

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To be fair, I do this shit with my friends too, and the female version is just as painfully dumb.

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Watch This Poor Kid Ask His Dad A Few Questions For His Class Vlog And Instead Drive Him Within An Inch Of Insanity

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I literally have nothing to say about this other than that it’s the best thing I’ve seen all day, nay, all week.


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