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Watch This Girl Make Sparks Fly Out Of Her Crotch With Power Tools On Chicago Local News

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After watching this clip from Chicago's WGN -- home of the baseball's lovable losers, the Chicago Cubs -- I'm ready to throw in the towel and quit the Internet for the rest of the week.

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‘Traffic Jam Jimmy’ Ordering A Fish Sandwich At McDonald’s Is Local News At Its Finest

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Baltimore's Fox affiliate sent ol' Traffic Jam Jimmy out on the roads at 4 a.

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Cleveland Newscaster Kristi Capel Weighs In On Lady Gaga’s ‘Jigaboo’ Music, Probably Wants A Do-Over

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We're going to assume Kristi Capel didn't know what jigaboo meant before she used it to describe Lady Gaga's music early this morning.

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Man Tells Female TV Reporter ‘I Would Love To See My Meat In Your Mouth’

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KCTV reporter Courtenay DeHoff swung by Kansas City burger joint Westport Flea Market for a report on their '1985' special.

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Local news covering Seattle helicopter crash shows a dong on air for some reason

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Will the local news ever, EVER learn not to trust the viewers at home.


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