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Lionel Messi Lionel Messi-ed Argentina into the World Cup Quarterfinals

For nearly two hours of play, Argentina and Switzerland struggled to create realistic scoring chances. Lionel Messi, the best player […]

Lionel Messi Is Out There Scoring Stupid Goals Again

What a delightful player.

Lionel Messi Scored a Goal That Left Students Unknowledgeable about Geometry Scrambling to Learn About Parabolas

I apologize that Kyle Koster isn’t working today. His soccer goal headlines are works of art. I tried here. Probably […]

Lionel Messi Scored a Goal That Will Make You Wonder If He’s a Human Being

Lionel Messi is playing soccer again. And he's still ridiculously good at it. 

It’s an Absolute Tragedy This Lionel Messi Goal Didn’t Count

Lionel Messi is perhaps the best athlete in the world despite barely qualifying to ride roller coasters at amusement parks. 

Lionel Messi Scores a Goal While Six AC Milan Players Look On

Lionel Messi does things no one else can do. Here he is scoring a goal with more than half the AC Milan team encircling him.

Japanese Commercial Showing Lionel Messi Using Face Wash Should Win All the Awards

That right there is how you move product. The Japanese know what’s up.

Lionel Messi Has Scored 86 Goals This Year; Here’s Video Proof

Lionel Messi set a record for goals in a calendar year by scoring his 85th and 86th tallies in yesterday’s game against Real Betis. Without

Terrible Kid in Commercial Chooses Ice Cream over Kobe Bryant, Lionel Messi

We all hate this kid. He supposedly has enough sports knowledge to know who these two guys are, but not enough willpower to resist some

Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi Score World-Class Goals Within Minutes of Each Other

Real Madrid bested a 10-man Barcelona yesterday, 2-1, to win the Spanish Super Cup on goal aggregate. That was sort of a boring sentence. Let

You Won’t Believe What Lionel Messi Did Now

Lionel Messi is a once-in-a-generation player who can do things no one else can. So it’s no surprise that on a day that saw a

Here Are All 72 of Lionel Messi’s Goals This Season

Lionel Messi’s four goals on Saturday ran his season total to an unprecedented 72. He broke the previous mark of 70 set way

Fernando Torres’ Goal Secures Champions League Final Spot for Chelsea

Fernando Torres propelled Chelsea into the Champion League final with this remarkable stoppage-time goal in Barcelona. The Blues advanced 3-2 on aggregate and

Lionel Messi Breaks Barcelona’s All-Time Goal Record

Lionel Messi scored his 233rd goal with Barcelona this afternoon in a 5-3 victory over Granada to break the club’s all-time scoring record.

Lionel Messi Never Ceases to Amaze

In extremely predictable news, Lionel Messi scored a gorgeous goal over the weekend. The Barcelona star’s 51st goal of the year came in

Here’s Proof Lionel Messi Scored 5 Goals in a Champions League Match Today

The debate over the world’s best soccer player is over. What we should really try to figure out is just how much better

Watch Lionel Messi’s Perfect Free-Kick Goal

Barcelona and Real Madrid are mortal enemies, so it’s only natural that Lionel Messi tried to one-up Cristiano Ronaldo in the amazing-goal department

Lionel Messi Causes Ray Hudson to Lose His Mind

Few athletes captivate audiences like Lionel Messi and few audiences allow themselves to be captivated like Ray Hudson. So when the Barcelona star completed his

Watch Lionel Messi Score Two Goals, Including the Game-Winner, In Barca’s 3-2 Win Over Real Madrid

Twitter's been blowing up all afternoon with commentary on today's Real Madrid-Barcelona match, and for good reason: Lionel Messi had two great goals, including a