Not much, unfortunately.
Something tells me Lindsay Lohan doesn't play a lot of fantasy football.
Lindsay Lohan and the truth have long been at odds with one another, but this latest report in which it seems like Lindsay Lohan implied that she handled Whitney Houston's dead body while performing community service at the Los Angeles County Deptartment of Coroner might be her pièce de résistance.
(cut) Lindsay Lohan has been accused of stealing (paste) again, only this time she allegedly did it digitally.
The British version of the GQ Men of the Year Awards took place whatever time it was in the UK yesterday evening and as is always the case with events like this many beautiful women appeared on the red carpet.
The answer, amazingly, is pretty much everyone, which explains why Lindsay Lohan showed up on The Tonight Show last night to take the Ice Bucket Challenge.
She is done partying, I guess.
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