I hate how all New Year's Resolutions are usually health-based.
YouTube sensation Jimmy Tatro is a Bro god to us here at BroBible.
A genius walks among us.
Hard Ticket to Hawaii is easily the cinematic masterpiece of our generation, that's obviously why Jimmy Tatro keeps breaking down its scenes.
Hundred-percent chance this is how it happened.
Jimmy Tatro is claiming that this was "inspired by every sports related interview ever," but if you follow Jimmy on Twitter, then you probably saw the inspiration unfold right after the BCS National Championship game.
For whatever reason (see: cowardice) some dudes would prefer to have a girl dump them, so they go out of their way to make that happen by acting like insufferable dicks.
Fact: The 1987 film Hard Ticket to Hawaii features deadly frisbee throwers.
The real question is: were they actually drunk when they did this.