White Castle

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Spellbound, I sat there, still too drunk to drive, riding shotgun, my Crave Case in my clutches.

the 9th semester

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Your greatest triumphs, your most disturbing failures, and all the not-so innocuous moments in between.

pizza in your butthole

Girl wants to put a slice of pizza where the sun don’t shine


You can add this to the long list of, "why would anyone want to watch that.

shame glaze

Bro Breakdowns: The Late Night Food Bro


We're reviving our "Bro Breakdowns" series, now bigger and badder than ever before.

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