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Lance Armstrong Got the ‘Lance Armstrong’s Missing Testicle’ Card in Cards Against Humanity

Irony at its finest.

Lance Armstrong Sings ‘Creep’ Because The Internet Wants Him To

One doesn’t have to be a literature major to figure out the symbolism here. And yet, diligently splicing together the disgraced cyclist’s long-ass interview with

Shockingly Enough, There’s More Unflattering News About Lance Armstrong

Hell of a guy.

7 Scandals or Moments in Sport Way Crazier Than Manti T’eo or Lance Armstrong

I have a confession to make. I don’t like sports. Relax, I’m not gay, a communist, or-God forbid, - a hipster.  I dominate rec-league basketball

Lance Armstrong Admits to Doping in Oprah Winfrey Interview

I never thought we’d get to see this pathological liar admit that he’s been selling a false bill of goods all along. It feels …

Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart Hilariously Cover Oprah’s Lance Armstrong Interview

Tomorrow the truth, or something like it, will come out of Lance Armstrong's mouth in his interview with Oprah Winfrey. Will it be a full

Lance Armstrong Confesses to Doping in Oprah Winfrey Interview

Lance Armstrong’s sit-down interview with Oprah Winfrey yesterday morning was supposed to be the time the disgraced cyclist came completely clean about his doping. Eh,

Stephen Colbert Hilariously Comments on Lance Armstrong’s Doping Scandal

I was going to post his analysis of the final presidential debate, but this was too damn funny to ignore. Plus, no one cares about

Lance Armstrong Stripped of 7 Tour de France Titles and Banned for Life

What a long, strange trip it’s been.

Lance Armstrong Steps Down as Chairman of Livestrong, Gets Dropped by Nike

This seems like the right thing to do at this point.

USADA Plans to Strip Lance Armstrong of Seven Tour de France Titles and Ban Him For Life

Yesterday, Lance Armstrong announced that he is tired of fighting the ongoing doping charges against him. The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency is evidently taking that abandonment

Lance Armstrong Shattered Course Record to Win His Second Half Ironman Triathlon in Two Weeks

Even at 40-years-old, it wouldn't surprise anyone if Lance Armstrong won the Ironman Triathlon in Hawaii within the next few years. He's won two, half

‘60 Minutes’: More of Lance Armstrong’s Teammates Say He Took PEDs

I was going to stay away from last night's "60 Minutes" about more teammates accusing Lance Armstrong of using performance-enhancing drugs, because it's nothing we