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Leonardo DiCaprio And Justin Bieber Reportedly Partied Together And I Just Threw Up In My Mouth A Little


Not gonna lie: I hope this is just stupid tabloid bullshit where every truth is stretched to its limit in the hopes that a “juicy” story will prompt people to buy shitty gossip magazines.

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Emmy Rossum Tried To Meet Her New Neighbor Justin Bieber And Of Course He Was A Total Dick About It


In an interview this week on "Sway in the Morning" on SiriusXM Emmy Rossum tells the 100% totally believable story of how she tried to welcome Justin Bieber to her neighborhood only for him to act like the punk that we know and loathe.

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Justin Bieber And David Arquette Allegedly Came To Blows In Vegas—Bieber Forced To Remove David From Party

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If you haven't heard by now Canadian popstar and 'Baby' singer Justin Bieber celebrated his 21st birthday last weekend at the Omnia Nightclub in Las Vegas.

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The Best Burns From The Comedy Central Roast Of Justin Bieber Just Leaked And They Are Delightfully Mean


Justin Bieber got owned at the Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber, as evidenced by these jokes.


Meet Yovanna Ventura, The Sexy Model Justin Bieber Is Reportedly Dating Now

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I guess Justin Bieber is officially over Selena Gomez because he is rumored to be back with one of his old flames, a model named Yovanna Ventura.

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Watch Justin Bieber Get Pelted With Eggs In Slow-Mo HD


To hype up the 'Roast of Justin Bieber' that's scheduled to air on March 7th, Comedy Central just dropped this video of the Beebs getting egged in slow-motion HD, and it's the moment of catharsis every Bieber hater deserves.


Watch Justin Bieber And Ellen Degeneres Hide In A Bathroom Stall And Scare The Literal Shit Out Of People


Only in my worst nightmares could I come up with the idea to put a lurking Justin Bieber and Ellen Degeneres in an unlocked bathroom stall for the sole purpose of scaring the shit out of people who are, literally, trying to take a shit.

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Justin Bieber Is A Woman Who Cut Her Breasts Off, Says Not-At-All Crazy Pastor


We've heard from crackpot pastor James David Manning before, talking about how Starbucks is using "semen of Sodomites" in their coffee so we're pretttty sure he's batshit crazy.

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Justin Bieber’s Photoshopped Calvin Klein Photo Shoot In Reverse Shows That Justin Bieber Literally Looks Like Shit


I don’t know how I did it, but somehow I managed to completely ignore the shitstorm surrounding Justin Bieber’s photoshopped Calvin Klein ad and continue with my life in an ignorant bliss, not knowing that people were obsessing over how big Justin Bieber’s dick may or may not be.

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