As we previously reported, Jose Canseco shot off his middle finger last night while cleaning his gun.
Jose Canseco went and shot the middle finger of his left hand off while cleaning his gun last night.
Jose Canseco, the man responsible for bringing steroids to every baseball lockerroom ever (let’s pretend he’s the main culprit), decided to console his fallen comrade Alex Rodriguez after word hit this morning his suspension would be reduced to just all of next season.
At first glance, without even knowing exactly what he is trying to be (other than a balding insane clown murderer), he kind of looks like Pete Rose, the zombie clown version to me.
These days, sports fans love nothing more than demonizing the biggest and brightest stars – either for being cheaters or shameless degenerates – while pretending that their beloved heroes of yesteryear were squeaky-clean versions of Ward Cleaver.
Another day, another Jose Canseco mental breakdown on Twitter.
Jose Canseco's life has taken a strange turn since the publication of his tell-all "Juiced," a book that got him blackballed from baseball, despite of, or maybe because, it was ultimately right about everything.
The hops homies at Brew Dog have created a beer called "Never Mind the Anabolics.
Jose Canseco is slowly becoming a poor man's Mike Tyson; a pariah trying to transform into a lovable parody of his former self.