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Homeless guy jerks off to bus ad of Natalie Portman because why the hell not

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When you're living on the mean streets, sometimes you've gotta do what you can to survive.

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When you’re young, your days are fueled with imagination and enthusiasm.

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ESPN’s Sage Steele Talks About Jerking Off Squirrels

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Maybe you heard about the squirrel that caused all kinds of chaos in the San Diego Padres bullpen yesterday.


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