Tag Archives: Jerking off
Damnit, Mom.... Why do you have to ruin my "me" time with a note like this? There is no way this kid is ever going
When you’re young, your days are fueled with imagination and enthusiasm. A discarded cardboard box becomes an adult-proof hideout. Your 10-foot long driveway transforms into
Baseball, baseball, baseball. Damnit, Internet, this isn't working...
This week's mailbag is gigantic. So big, in fact, that I'm going to forgo the finger-banging foreplay we usually do up here and just dominate
Maybe you heard about the squirrel that caused all kinds of chaos in the San Diego