Tag Archives: Jerking off
Damnit, Mom.... Why do you have to ruin my "me" time with a note like this? There is no way this kid is ever going
When you’re young, your days are fueled with imagination and enthusiasm. A discarded cardboard box becomes an adult-proof hideout. Your 10-foot long driveway transforms into
Baseball, baseball, baseball. Damnit, Internet, this isn't working...
This week's mailbag is gigantic. So big, in fact, that I'm going to forgo the finger-banging foreplay we usually do up here and just dominate
Maybe you heard about the squirrel that caused all kinds of chaos in the San Diego Padres bullpen yesterday. The Padres' bullpen catcher, Justin Hatcher,