Tag Archives: Jerking off

Mom Leaves Embarassing Note to Her Son About Jerking Off with Her Moisturizer, Buys Him Lube

Damnit, Mom.... Why do you have to ruin my "me" time with a note like this? There is no way this kid is ever going

The Grossest Thing I’ve Ever Done Involves a Ziplock Bag, Vaseline, My Penis

When you’re young, your days are fueled with imagination and enthusiasm. A discarded cardboard box becomes an adult-proof hideout. Your 10-foot long driveway transforms into

6 Bizarre Ways to Stop Yourself From Masturbating

Baseball, baseball, baseball. Damnit, Internet, this isn't working... 

Annoying Girls, Cunnilingus, Not Wiping Your Ass, Cheating Boyfriends, and So Much More

This week's mailbag is gigantic. So big, in fact, that I'm going to forgo the finger-banging foreplay we usually do up here and just dominate

ESPN’s Sage Steele Talks About Jerking Off Squirrels

Maybe you heard about the squirrel that caused all kinds of chaos in the San Diego Padres bullpen yesterday. The Padres' bullpen catcher, Justin Hatcher,