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NFLShop.com Commercial Spoof With Greg Jennings

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The NFL now runs commercials with the League's stars shooting the shit with regular dudes.

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Women With Mustaches Aren’t Funny But I’ll Still Bang Them

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I was doing my usual post-xvideos-internet-surfing.

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How to Break Up

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I was going to wait to do this until tomorrow, but I’m well into my refractory period right now and, well, I just noticed a couple dark hairs around your areolas.

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Sorry I’m Not Sorry I Played Football in High School

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Occasionally I’ll read Esquire, because I’m VERY cultured and, unlike The New Yorker, it has boobies.

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5 Tips To Date Proof Your Facebook Profile

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We can all agree that Facebook is the social hub of hooking up.

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The 7 Best Places to Pick Up Chicks for Boning

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I’ve spent the last month reading columns on this site about chicks you meet at parties, how to pick up chicks, where to store all your roofies (is there like a humidor for that.

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Happy Graduation: What You Can Expect Your First Year After College to Be Like

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This month, thousands of kids will take photos with their parents and siblings and grandparents in front of some meaningless slab of architecture that’s supposed to represent what school they went to: Michigan kids in front of the Big House, Stanford kids in front of the Hoover Tower, Drexel kids in front of the Planned Parenthood.


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