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NFLShop.com Commercial Spoof With Greg Jennings

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The NFL now runs commercials with the League's stars shooting the shit with regular dudes.

Sex

Women With Mustaches Aren’t Funny But I’ll Still Bang Them

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I was doing my usual post-xvideos-internet-surfing.

Sex

How to Break Up

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I was going to wait to do this until tomorrow, but I’m well into my refractory period right now and, well, I just noticed a couple dark hairs around your areolas.

Rants

Sorry I’m Not Sorry I Played Football in High School

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Occasionally I’ll read Esquire, because I’m VERY cultured and, unlike The New Yorker, it has boobies.

jared freid

5 Tips To Date Proof Your Facebook Profile

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We can all agree that Facebook is the social hub of hooking up.

Sex

The 7 Best Places to Pick Up Chicks for Boning

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I’ve spent the last month reading columns on this site about chicks you meet at parties, how to pick up chicks, where to store all your roofies (is there like a humidor for that.

post grad

Happy Graduation: What You Can Expect Your First Year After College to Be Like

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This month, thousands of kids will take photos with their parents and siblings and grandparents in front of some meaningless slab of architecture that’s supposed to represent what school they went to: Michigan kids in front of the Big House, Stanford kids in front of the Hoover Tower, Drexel kids in front of the Planned Parenthood.

jared freid

If Facebook Invites Could Talk

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I have this weird obsession with how people present themselves on Facebook.

j train's world

6 Reasons Why Bros Need Nerds

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Have you ever talked to anyone who currently attends, or graduated from, a small liberal arts college (less than 3,000 people).

rant

The Alternate Hot Chick Universe

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Hey guys, Kate Upton, right.

j train's world

Video: Frat Dude Crashes the 2012 AVN Expo

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Last week, I gave you the scene from the red carpet at the AVN awards in Las Vegas (awkwardness with Chyna included).


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