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Guy Gets His Penis Stuck In A Roll Of Tape, Foolishly Goes To 4chan For Assistance

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A couple of days ago a guy visited 4chan with a little problem: he somehow got his penis stuck inside of a roll of tape.

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This Guy REPEATEDLY Failing At Escaping From Duct Tape Handcuffs Is Stupidity At Its Finest

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Should you ever find yourself held hostage and restrained with a pair of duct tape handcuffs this gentleman is here to show you exactly how to NOT to break out of them.

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Two Idiots Were Locked In A Car For 13 HOURS When All They Had To Do Was, You Know, Unlock It

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Two people, two grownass adults, accidentally locked themselves in a keyless car and ALMOST DIED after spending 13 hours trying to figure out how to get out of the car.

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Philadelphia Radio Host Suggests Cancer-Stricken Phillies Fan Won’t Make It Through Next Baseball Season

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Julie Kramer, a 23-year-old woman battling cancer, was treated to a surprise visit from Chase Utley on a recent episode of Ellen.

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Nothing Says Thanksgiving Like Dumbasses Blowing Shit Up With Their Deep Fryers

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Seriously, it isn't truly Thanksgiving until at least one idiot in your neighborhood has set fire to himself, his house or a family member trying to deep fry his bird for the annual feast.

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10 Facts That Will Make You Lose Your Faith In Humanity (And 10 More That Will Restore It)

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It's almost Thanksgiving so what better time to point out a few things that we don't give thanks for other than this week.


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