Tag Archives: Houston rockets

Dwight Howard’s Shaquille O’Neal Impression is Pretty Stellar

Several mouth-breathing fans stuck around after the Houston Rockets-Milwaukee Bucks game to get Dwight Howard’s autograph. Not satisfied with just [...]

Watch the Houston Rockets Be Terrorized By Their Inflatable Mascot

You can tell a lot about a Rocket by how he reacts to being scared shitless by the team's inflatable mascot. As pointed out in several other places, Dwight

‘Tis the Season for the Houston Rockets to Sing ‘Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel’

Just observing the Houston Rockets, would you assume they would be good at singing “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel” or would you think they’d have some trouble

Jeremy Lin Has a Freakish Lump on His Forehead Thanks to Kevin Love’s Elbow

Jeremy Lin doesn’t inspire the same insanity that he once did, but he’s still doing newsworthy things. For instance, he has grotesque lumps form on

Watch James Harden Grow a Full Beard in One Second

This is perhaps the most unimportant thing ever posted to the Internet, and yet, I cannot look away.

James Harden Releases ‘Harden Soul,’ a Song So Bad It Hurts

James Harden is good at scoring points in bunches and having a lot of facial hair. He is not good at singing. To wit: this

Oklahoma City’s Serge Ibaka Misses Easy Layup, Houston Rockets Force Game 5

The Houston Rockets held on for a 105-103 victory over the Oklahoma City Thunder to force a Game 5. The match was a bona fide

The Houston Rockets’ Mascot Rewrote All the Cake-to-the-Face Rules Last Night

The Houston Rockets beat the Los Angeles Lakers last night because Kobe Bryant’s crew is old and busted. More importantly, this happened.

Jeremy Lin Returns to Madison Square Garden, Linsanity Strikes Yet Again

It was just like old times last night at Madison Square Garden as Jeremy Lin turned in a spectacular performance for the New York crowd.

Houston Rockets Radio Announcer Reports the ‘Lakers Have Just Pooped Their Big Boy Pants’

Houston Rockets radio announcer Craig Ackerman had a lot of fun last night. I mean, Christ, he got paid to scream this ridiculous sequence of

Report: Chris Paul Traded to the Lakers

The wait and the hype as to whether or not NBA All Star point guard Chris Paul will be traded is over.