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Houston Astros Introduce Chicken And Waffle Cone, Because Arteries Are Overrated

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The Houston Astros have recently unveiled the only gimmick that may keep fans in their seats to watch a team that hasn't made the playoffs in 10 years: The Chicken and Waffle Cone.

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Jose Altuve Connects On A Jump Swing, Changes Baseball Forever

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Jose Altuve is a 65-inch-tall hitting machine.

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Houston Astros’ Max Stassi Got Beaned in the Face, Bled

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It’s been a rough few days for Houston Astros rookie Max Stassi.

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Houston Astros Catcher Falls for Worst Hidden Ball Trick Ever

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The Houston Astros are allegedly a major league team.

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Dad drops easy foul ball, is worst dad ever

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You know that commercial where the dad is teaching his son how to throw.

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Astros vendor made poopy snow cones

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How do you like your snow cones.

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Houston Astros Vendor Fired for Pooping Near Snowcones

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Houston Astros fans that paid inflated ballpark prices for snowcones will be delighted to know that they were probably sitting on a disgusting bathroom floor before consumption.

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Drew Stubbs’ Home Run Ignites Popcorn Confetti Celebration

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Cleveland’s Drew Stubbs hit an opposite-field home run yesterday against the Houston Astros.

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Yu Darvish Came THIS Close to a Perfect Game

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Yu Darvish was completely unhittable last night, setting down 26 straight Houston Astros batters to get within one out of a perfect game.

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Carlos Corporán with pretty much the worst slide you’ll ever see

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Carlos Corporan attempted to steal second in the 8th inning of a meaningless game against the Cubs.

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Marwin Gonzalez Injures Himself in Most Houston Astros Way Possible

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Another day, another example of the Houston Astros being the Houston Astros.

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Here’s the Best Catch of the MLB Season So Far

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We've been so wrapped up in Olympics coverage lately that we almost missed this today.

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The Houston Astros Author One of the Worst Baseball Plays You’ll Ever See

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The Houston Astros are far and away the worst team in Major League Baseball.

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Awesome Kid Snags Astros Fly Ball in Popcorn Bucket

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A kid at the Houston Astros game last night lived out a fantasy all of us have harbored since we discovered that you can keep the baseballs that are hit into the stands—he caught a foul ball.


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