florida

Guy Gets Carjacked By Hooker With A BB Gun After Agreeing To Pay $10 For A Beej

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A man in Ocala, Florida set out to pay for a simple beej, but ended up getting carjacked by a crazed hooker with a bb gun.

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Guy Traveled To Mexico To Kill Himself, Had A Change Of Heart After Banging Hookers And Doing Tons Of Cocaine

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Stories with suicidal beginnings can, in fact, have happy, life-affirming endings.

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This Escort Charges $1,000 An HOUR For Her Services And Has Managed To Only Save $200,000 In Five Years

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Today marks the day that I learned I’m officially working in the wrong line of business if I want to spend my days laying around being rich as fuck.

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Man In A Tuxedo Fires Shots At Couple Who Interrupted His Illegal Sex Session

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I've heard of cockblocking before, but, yeah, I'm not going to go there.

Old people

Clown Hooker Grandmas Are Now Offering Gas Station Hand Jobs For $2

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To be fair it was originally $3, but they bartered against themselves.

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Dan Bilzerian Tells Story Of His Two Heart Attacks, Which Were Obviously Caused by Hookers, Viagra and Blow

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Just a casual story for this Tuesday morning about having two heart attacks amidst an attempt to fuck a hooker.

WTF

Would you hit this mother-daughter prostitution combo?

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They're allegedly slangin' it in a two-for-one special for $100.


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