Old people

Clown Hooker Grandmas Are Now Offering Gas Station Hand Jobs For $2

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To be fair it was originally $3, but they bartered against themselves.

Sex

Dan Bilzerian Tells Story Of His Two Heart Attacks, Which Were Obviously Caused by Hookers, Viagra and Blow

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Just a casual story for this Tuesday morning about having two heart attacks amidst an attempt to fuck a hooker.

WTF

Would you hit this mother-daughter prostitution combo?

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They're allegedly slangin' it in a two-for-one special for $100.

West Midlands Police Department

msnNOW.com: Man calls police to complain about quality of his prostitute

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According to a spokesman for the West Midlands Police Department in England, a man called the cops Tuesday and "said he had arranged to meet a prostitute outside a hotel and he did not like the look of her.

WTF

This guy is wayyyy too into his hooker as she’s interviewed by the BBC

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If you're buying a hooker (not that any of you upstanding gents would ever do that), try to remember it's a business transaction.

Houston

Peaches the Prostitue Tells Interviewer What Life is Like For a Hooker in Houston

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Peaches, fresh off giving some John a $20 stroke job, took a few minutes to talk to an interviewer about her life as prostitute and it is RIVETING.

World Cup

Important! Brazilian Hookers Are Learning English Before the 2014 World Cup

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You have to show some respect to the Rio streetwalkers—they're working hard for their money.