To be fair it was originally $3, but they bartered against themselves.
Just a casual story for this Tuesday morning about having two heart attacks amidst an attempt to fuck a hooker.
Candy Deepthroat is back.
They're allegedly slangin' it in a two-for-one special for $100.
It takes a real Bro -- er, LAD -- to pull this move off.
According to a spokesman for the West Midlands Police Department in England, a man called the cops Tuesday and "said he had arranged to meet a prostitute outside a hotel and he did not like the look of her.
If you're buying a hooker (not that any of you upstanding gents would ever do that), try to remember it's a business transaction.
Peaches, fresh off giving some John a $20 stroke job, took a few minutes to talk to an interviewer about her life as prostitute and it is RIVETING.
You have to show some respect to the Rio streetwalkers—they're working hard for their money.