Tag Archives: Hook up heroes

Bro’s Buddies Shout Gladiator Quotes While He’s Trying to Bang a Chick

Like a boss... err... slave.

Stoned Bro Claims He Had a Fivesome

That's two more than a threesome.

Coked-Out College Bro Has the 48-Hour Weekend of His Life

Hook Up Heroes are back in time for your weekend!

Breaking Down Every Drunken Party Hook-Up Ever

Our Bros over at Above Average thought it'd be funny to add commentary over two drunk people hooking up at a party.

Here’s a Story About a Bro Who Claims He Got His Best Friend’s Ex to Blow Coke Off His Dick

Because Bro Code, duh.

A Bro Hooks Up With A Foreign Exchange Student While Watching Top Gun, Plus an In-Depth Look at Escorts

An all new Hook-Up Heroes for your enjoyment.

Bro Buys a Hooker In Vegas, Plus Several Tales of Several Girls in One Night

It's an all-new Hook. Up. Heroes!

Bro Bangs the Girlfriend of a Brother at a Rival Fraternity, Plus Other Tales of Hook-Up Heroics

You know what you should do right now? Send in a Hook-Up Heroes story for me to read, then publish […]

I Promise You’ll Laugh at This Hilarious Embarrassing Story About a Bro Losing His Virginity

This is one of the funniest stories you’ll ever hear about losing one’s virginity. If you can come anywhere close […]

A Bro Conquers a Pair of Bitchy Roommates, Plus What’s Her Name?

What’s up, cretins? J.Camm is out living off the land in Hawaii or is at some baseball fantasy camp or something, so you’re stuck with

‘The Night We Got Busy In A 50-Gallon Soup Pot, An Intriguing College Hook-Up Story

Our dining hall made food for about a fifth of the campus, and we had these ginormous soup pots that let you make soup in

Bro Hooks Up with Two Strippers Thanks to Generous Benefactor, Plus Tales of Wheelchair Sex

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Bro Gets an Unusual Offer From a Cab Driver, Plus a Lacrosse Recruiting Trip Features Plenty of Sex

Hi guys. J. Camm is out in Los Angeles hobnobbing with the Glitterati, so you’re stuck with me today. Let’s cut

Hockey Team Spends a Lot of Time in the Crease, Plus a Bro Hooks Up With Everyone But His Prom Date

What’s that? More Hook Up Heroes this week? The alcohol and bad decisions just won’t quit. Submit your tales here. To the dirty details we

A Threesome Goes Well While Another Goes Awry, Plus a Bro Impersonates a Cop

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Welcome Week Hook Up Heroes: Even a Blind Squirrel Finds a Nut

We asked for your craziest Welcome Week stories, and you answered in droves. Today’s tale comes from us from TRAVELING MOLSON SALESMAN. In exchange for

Welcome Week Hook Up Heroes: A Bro Has a Bloody Good Time

We asked for your craziest Welcome Week stories, and you answered in droves. Today’s tale comes from us from YOLO OH, NO. In exchange for

Welcome Week Hook Up Heroes: The Live Look-in Edition

We asked for your craziest Welcome Week stories, and you answered in droves. Today’s tale comes from us from SHERLOCK HOLMES. In exchange for his

Welcome Week Hook Up Heroes: A Bro Claims Pitcher’s Mound for ‘Pound Town’

We asked for your craziest Welcome Week stories, and you answered in droves. Today’s tale comes from us from THE BIG UNIT. In exchange for

Welcome Week Hook Up Heroes: Sex in a Sauna is Hot, Sweaty

We asked for your craziest Welcome Week stories, and you answered in droves. Today’s tale comes from us from SOCCER SMOKER. In exchange for his

Welcome Week Hook Up Heroes: Moving Sucks, Unless It’s Into a Girl’s Pants

We asked for your craziest Welcome Week stories, and you answered in droves. Today’s tale comes from us from No Name. In exchange for his

Welcome Week Hook Up Heroes: Double the Pleasure on Opening Night

We asked for your craziest Welcome Week stories, and you answered in droves. Today’s tale comes from us from DDub. In exchange for his salacious

A Bro Finds Out Disney World is the Horniest Place on Earth, Plus it Takes Two to ‘Slay’

J.Camm is out doing volunteer work, of at least he claims. That means I was privy to your sexscapades this week. A lot of you

A Bro Plays a Drunken Doubleheader, Plus Another Goes Cougar-Hunting

Hello, all. J.Camm is out of the office with an unspecified fireworks-related injury. That means I was privy to your recent tales of hook-up heroitude.