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5 Holiday-Inspired Drinks That Won’t Make You Lose The Respect Of Men Everywhere

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Another December and another parentally hosted holiday party complete with the traditional pre-party screaming match and subsequent meltdown.

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This Is What It Looks Like When Jews Decorate Christmas Trees For The First Time

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My Jewish roommate in college was the only excited person in our house when it came time to decorate our Christmas tree, whereas the other 5 of us who actually celebrated Christmas sat around and let her barf candy canes all over the damn thing.

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Are Your Family Photos More Awkward Than The Ones In This Video?

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Sometimes people come up with great ideas for family portraits, and somtimes people come up with awful ideas for family portraits that end up getting immortalized via the Internet.

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This Is What Happens Inside Your Body When You Eat Too Much During Thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving is possibly the worst holiday of the year, not just because it requires you to spend inordinate amounts of time with extended family that you can't handle for more than 3 hours at a time, but because the food sucks.

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Here’s A Three Minute Video Of Poop Jokes With Santa Taking A Shit In Someone’s House Because Merry Christmas

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I don't know any better way to celebrate the Christmas season than with this video of Santa taking an explosive shit in some random person's house, then having kids walk in on him and try to jack all his gifts.


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