Tag Archives: Holidays

Happy 4th of July from BroBible!

Our favorite holiday of the year has finally arrived... Happy Fourth of July, Bros!

Why the Fourth of July is the Best Day of the Year

It's the most wonderful day of the year.

Did You Know May is National Masturbation Month

Why are you not jerking off as we speak?

‘SNL’s Twin Bed’ Covers the Awkwardness Of Hooking Up When You’re Home for the Holidays

We've all been there. 

Bros! Send In Your Best and Most Outrageous Holiday Pictures

Since its birth one December day, the Christmas tree grows in stature. In the early-80s living room of the house my dad shared with his baseball team,

12 Gifts Guys Want to Receive From Their Girlfriend

Let's face it. Your girlfriend, if left to her own devices, will get you some pretty terrible gifts these holidays. Why, just yesterday she was

The 12 Ages of Christmas: Why the Holidays Suck the Older You Get

The 12 days of Christmas -- the air cold and crisper, the world just a little nicer and the one day of peace and love

‘Merry Christmas Exclamation Point’ Is Jon Lajoie’s New Song About Ridiculous Holiday Texting

I hate when people I don't keep in touch with text me on the holidays (proof below). And I take comfort in knowing that Jon Lajoie seems

Jon Stewart Explains the War on the War on Christmas

Another year, another all-out war on Christmas. Same old shit.

‘Tis the Season for the Houston Rockets to Sing ‘Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel’

Just observing the Houston Rockets, would you assume they would be good at singing “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel” or would you think they’d have some trouble

Massachusetts Mall Santa Charged With Groping Woman Playing an Elf

Merry Christmas, everyone. ‘Tis the season to thwart unwanted sexual advances from Kris Kringle. 

A Thanksgiving Guide for the Drunk and Useless

Let's be serious here. You aren't hosting Thanksgiving dinner. You are most likely male, between the ages of 18 and 40, and that means your

‘Thanksgivukkah’ and 5 Other Holiday Mash-Ups We Want to See

This month marks Thanksgivukkah, the first time in thousands of years that the Jews and Anybody Who Isn’t A Native American’s favorite holidays fall on

10 Things We Hate About St. Patrick’s Day

With the exception of my toilet and the occasional human chest, I don't like to shit on things just for the sake of shitting on

Did You Know There are Three Kinds of Sweat and One Smells Worse than the Others? [Infographic]

That's right, friends, there are three different kinds of sweat and according to recent survey done by Gillette Clinical Strength, 82% of men are currently

The 6 Gifts Dudes Don’t Want for the Holidays

If you’re dating a “Bro” your life is pretty awesome. You have a nonstop supply of big hoodies to choose from, a great pair of

Top 10 Movies to See Over Christmas Break

If you caught yesterday's hilarious video of Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway doing a "sad off" about their upcoming Christmas Day movies, "Django Unchained"

The Gentlemen’s Rant: New Year’s

There are two schools of thought when it comes to New Year's Eve... 

Presenting the Craziest Indiana-Basketball-Themed Holiday Light Display You’ll Ever See

They love their Hoosiers in Indiana. Perhaps they love them too much, because they get inspired to do things like this.

Betches Love This Thinks Our Gift Guide For Your Girlfriend Sucks

Maybe it does? What the hell do we know, we're just a bunch of dumb dudes. I mean, they would know, right? Right? Hello? From

6 Relationship Tips for Surviving the Holidays, Courtesy of Astroglide’s Relationship Ambassador

You learn something new every day. Until earlier today I had no idea that Astroglide -- yes, that Astroglide, the personal lubricant brand -- kept a

More Canadian Bros Send in Their Beer Can Christmas Tree

We received another beer can Christmas tree last night. This one included a video, a poem, and all of the guys wearing the

For the Single Man: 8 Places to Meet Girls and Get Laid on Valentine’s Day

I'm sure you're feeling the way I am today: sick of all this Valentine's Day talk. Is it so bad that I just want

A Simple Guide to Making Your Girl Happy on Valentine’s Day

All right gentleman, it’s that time of year: V-Day. Not V for vag*na (although play your cards right and you’ll be seeing some) or V

VIDEO: Hot Girls Deck the Halls in La Senza’s ‘The Cup-Size Choir’

You know you work in a legit office when the girl on the team shoots over an e-mail reading, "I dare you." Usually those e-mails

VIDEO: Drunken Santa Stumbles Into the Holiday Season

Santa likes to get f*cked up, everybody knows that. You try hanging out with dwarfs and mutant reindeer all f*cking day and see if sobriety

How to Enjoy St. Patrick’s Day, According to Guinness Master Brewer Fergal Murray

Today is the glorious annual celebration of Ireland's most recognized patron saint, Saint Patrick. St. Patty's Day is arguably the most bro of all holidays.

Laxtitutes, Alan from ‘The Hangover,’ and More of Your Best Halloween Costumes

 Keep sending in your Halloween photos! We'll accept photos of you and your friends in your costume(s) -- or of some hot chicks in theirs!