I'm no Bruins fan, but anyone who knows me knows that all things related to Phish are pretty much my favorite thing in the world.
OK, so I'll save you the "they do things a little differently in Russia" angle here because this is nothing more than a freak occurrence.
While I’d love to sit here and regale you with stories about how I used to whack it everywhere when I was a 14-year-old boy, I not only lack the proper equipment but even if I did, for some reason I feel like I’d have the discretion to NOT masturbate during youth hockey games.
This video made the rounds earlier today and, you know what.
Brilliant Vine of a Bruins fan falling on her face from Dave Portnoy at Barstool Sports.
The Adirondack Flames, an AHL affiliate of the Calgary Flames, have a new mascot called Scorch.
This wasn’t even a fair match if we’re taking into consideration how much gear MacKinnon (#29 on the Colorado Avalanches) has to wear in comparison to Hamelin (speed skater).
The weather is getting crisp, foretelling of a rapidly approaching hockey season.
Cuba Gooding, Jr.
From this point on, we're all Bakersfield Condors fans.